Not all jokes are funny...

[hansgruber]

Just to cheer us up today:

e.g.

There's a Rabbi, an Imam and a Priest at the funeral of the local vicar. He was a friend of theirs and had died after a long battle with lukemia.

Loads more here: http://www.themanwhofellasleep.com/jokes.html

[Scot Munroe]

Why do women fake orgasms?

Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.


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Two men are sitting in a pub.

One man turns to the other and says: "Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house."

The other man replies: "Yes, she has become a prostitue to subsidise her drug habit."

[Amir]

"A man walks into a pub.

He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family."


 

[mr ian]

what do alexander the great and winnie the pooh have in common?



they have the same middle name

[Scot Munroe]

How can you tell when an Essex girl wants sex?

She displays signs of arousal, such as enlargement of the clitoris and swelling of the labia