Gazza's Fat Mate
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« on: Thursday, October 12, 2006, 11:34:15 » |
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They make the cost of flying more because airlines have to counter in fat people when working out how much fuel a plane is going to burn as a fatty weighs more therefore costs more to transport.
2. They smell. All the sweat gathers in the their folds of fat.
3. They cost the NHS shit loads.
4. They always give you evil eyes when you pull their skinny fit mate. Look love if you weren't fat it could be my tongue down your thoart but your fat so fuck off.
5. They waddle along the pavement and get it your way.
6. They are unattractive and my walk to work is often spoilt by the sight of a fatty
7. When moving around the pub they also knock into you and spill your pint.
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Bushey Boy
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, October 12, 2006, 11:35:44 » |
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I like them as they can spell .......... 
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Barry Scott
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, October 12, 2006, 12:27:14 » |
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I don't hate fat people, but they annoy me cause they're full of shit excuses no one believes.
"I can't help being fat, i don't each much at all and it's actually a glandular problem anyway."
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Ralphy
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, October 12, 2006, 12:30:54 » |
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I like fat people, they make me feel slim 
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Arriba
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, October 12, 2006, 12:31:31 » |
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i'd put fat people and smokers on a par.
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Ralphy
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, October 12, 2006, 12:33:43 » |
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Yes but your another grumpy old cunt.
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, October 12, 2006, 12:34:40 » |
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i'd put fat people and smokers on a par. :x Don't forget chavs. The kind that stare you out with their ugly intimidating faces whilst chewing on what you'd think was a wasp. God that happened to me this morning, 3 girls. Grrrrr get a bloody life.
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Ralphy
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, October 12, 2006, 12:37:07 » |
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I don't have a problem with anoyone as long as work for a living.
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, October 12, 2006, 12:43:12 » |
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I'm fat, smoke and don't have a full time job. At least I ain't a chav.
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Ralphy
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, October 12, 2006, 12:44:34 » |
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But your cool Ben 
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, October 12, 2006, 12:45:19 » |
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I'm disappointed that you smoke fB. Only because it ruins the illusion that you actually catch on fire easily.
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, October 12, 2006, 12:46:28 » |
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i'd put fat people and smokers on a par. do you drive arriba? fact passive smoking has only killed 1 person,fact the fumes from cars are killing more people,fact fat people are just greedy
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Arriba
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, October 12, 2006, 12:55:46 » |
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i'd put fat people and smokers on a par. do you drive arriba? fact passive smoking has only killed 1 person,fact the fumes from cars are killing more people,fact fat people are just greedy only posted it for a reaction. see the smokers getting defensive now 
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Ralphy
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, October 12, 2006, 13:01:55 » |
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Lets do a survey on here to see how fat we all are.
I'm a 34 inch waist.
Who's got the biggest waistline?
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Arriba
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, October 12, 2006, 13:02:38 » |
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36 inch
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