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« on: Thursday, October 5, 2006, 11:11:34 » |
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First off an admission....
I work at a call centre that sells accident insurance. It's a crap job but the hours are good and the money is better!
Anyway...
Yesterday, I was just finishing with a sale with a customer and I get up to get a drink when a colleague and mate Tom - spins around his chair and shouts "DUDE" while handing me his headset. "He says he plays for Oxford" - Everyone who knows me is aware of my loathing of Non-League's finest.
I look at the screen and it's one, Mr. Steven Basham - rubbing my hands together and plotting what to say as I take over the sale... and knowing if I say anything controversial it would be Tom blamed and not me... my boss is quick to take the headset away from me and say he didn't think it was a good idea.
Heartbreak.
P.S. Tom didn't get the sale!
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, October 5, 2006, 11:40:31 » |
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ahahaha after the first few lines of the post I thought you were going to say you put on an indian voice and some guy told you to fuck off lots and you called him back
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Rich Pullen
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, October 5, 2006, 12:44:24 » |
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ahahaha after the first few lines of the post I thought you were going to say you put on an indian voice and some guy told you to fuck off lots and you called him back That would have been funnier. But if they are evil... Of course we call them back  Nasty calls are great fun - more interesting than getting sales! |
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, October 5, 2006, 13:02:37 » |
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ahahaha after the first few lines of the post I thought you were going to say you put on an indian voice and some guy told you to fuck off lots and you called him back That would have been funnier. But if they are evil... Of course we call them back Nasty calls are great fun - more interesting than getting sales! Was on the edge of my seat! :boring: |
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, October 5, 2006, 13:06:32 » |
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ahahaha after the first few lines of the post I thought you were going to say you put on an indian voice and some guy told you to fuck off lots and you called him back That would have been funnier. But if they are evil... Of course we call them back Nasty calls are great fun - more interesting than getting sales! Was on the edge of my seat! :boring: I hope you fell off. |
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, October 5, 2006, 13:24:14 » |
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I had a similar call the other day... Work for an investment bank and Greg Shields of the Mighty Dunfermline Athletic called up. Was funnier in the fact that I had watched him get turned inside out against Rangers the previous day!  |
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Vi er best i verden! Vi er best i verden! Vi har slått England 2-1 i fotball!! Det er aldeles utrolig! Vi har slått England! England, kjempers fødeland. Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana--vi har slått dem alle sammen. Vi har slått dem alle sammen. Maggie Thatcher can you hear me?
Your boys took a hell of a beating!"
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, October 5, 2006, 13:26:16 » |
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I had a similar call the other day... Work for an investment bank and Greg Shields of the Mighty Dunfermline Athletic called up. Was funnier in the fact that I had watched him get turned inside out against Rangers the previous day! Did you tell him that though William?, if you didnt then im disappointed in you. |
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Rich Pullen
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, October 5, 2006, 13:26:28 » |
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I had a similar call the other day... Work for an investment bank and Greg Shields of the Mighty Dunfermline Athletic called up. Was funnier in the fact that I had watched him get turned inside out against Rangers the previous day! The only people I've spoke to are bitter 40+ years olds who were released from their clubs as teenagers. I spoke to Andy King's old bootboy at Luton. If you think Swindon fans hate Kingy... This guy... Wow. |
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, October 5, 2006, 15:55:58 » |
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awesome, i'd love to chat to the bashmeister
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, October 6, 2006, 09:31:03 » |
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If you're a footballer and need advice on your PFA pension, they have to call up the PFA pensions experts - Simon Barker (ex-QPR) who was meant to be joing town once and Richard Jobson (ex-Oldham?)
Bobby Barnes is the PFA's Assistant Chief Executive!
I've never had to call them though.
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