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« on: Friday, September 29, 2006, 14:20:27 » |
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I've been at uni now for 2 and a half weeks and on 4 separate nights now people have pissed in inappropriate areas of the house. Firstly in a housemates bed, secondly in the hallway, and twice in the lounge.
The problem is all evidence points to me. I have a history of sleeping-walking/talking, the piss in the hallway had my boxers swimming in it while I was asleep naked (having gone to bed in my boxers), and the third and fourth time it happened I woke up with my dick hanging out the hole. Also the amount of piss seems to coincide with whether or not I drank the night before....
Please help. How do I stop sleep-walking? I've no memory of any of the events but can only be me really...!
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janaage
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, September 29, 2006, 14:30:10 » |
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don't be a little wanker, be a little walker.
Get some gaffa tape and tape your feet together then, when you try and sleep walk you'll fall over and wake up, you'll probably piss yourself through fright though, but that's for you to know about, and not your housemates.
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Iffy's Onion Bhaji
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, September 29, 2006, 14:35:54 » |
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Ginginho
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, September 29, 2006, 14:39:21 » |
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Just carry on doing it, and deny all knowledge.
If you don't remember, then what the fuck do you care :thumbs:
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, September 29, 2006, 15:06:53 » |
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In America, peopel have killed in their sleep and not been jailed, therefore pissing is childsplay.
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ibelieveinmrreeves
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, September 29, 2006, 15:17:01 » |
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I have a friend who does the same thing, then acts like he doesn't know what the fuss is all about the next day, despite admitting to it.
There's only one cure: stop drinking.
Bwahaha...etc
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janaage
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, September 29, 2006, 15:19:33 » |
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you could try super gluing your japs up.
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Ben Wah Balls
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, September 29, 2006, 15:20:04 » |
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Was your housemate in the bed when you pissed on it?
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, September 29, 2006, 15:24:15 » |
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you could try super gluing your japs up.  Fucking ace |
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Scot Munroe
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, September 29, 2006, 15:27:00 » |
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My dad told me from time to time they i have in the past that i have both slept-walked and talk in my sleep.
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Devon Red
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, September 29, 2006, 16:19:52 » |
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Do remember going to bed? Because it might no be sleep walking, you just haven't go t a clue what you're doing because you are so drunk. Pissing in inappropriate places is therefore pretty natural.  |
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Northern Red
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, September 29, 2006, 16:50:00 » |
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Tie your knob to the bed - then you'd realise.
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DV
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, September 29, 2006, 17:21:09 » |
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buy some nappies...
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, September 29, 2006, 17:34:44 » |
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buy some nappies... Might not have to, his ex may have left some behind.. |
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walrus
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« Reply #14 on: Saturday, September 30, 2006, 19:27:02 » |
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Haha very good Sussex! :evil:
It's not just when I've been drinking though, so it's not coming in wankered. I've done it when I've been as sober as a judge, so I really am mental.
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