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« Reply #15 on: Friday, September 29, 2006, 13:43:24 »

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I had a mortgage for 15 years, now i dont and its ace Beers


I had one for a year now I don't  Beers
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, September 29, 2006, 13:45:23 »

How do you pay your rent birdy?  Cheesy
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« Reply #17 on: Friday, September 29, 2006, 13:49:31 »

How do you think Ralphy  Wink
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« Reply #18 on: Friday, September 29, 2006, 14:31:20 »

well due to my family's dodgy health history I had to disclose my medical records to northen rock before they would give me a fucking mortgae so I dread to think what stupid northen tart has read about me, the warts, the aids the mental health problems various addication problems, middle of nose falling to name just a few! fuck them all next time I'm robbing a bank!
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, September 29, 2006, 14:32:36 »

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well due to my family's dodgy health history I had to disclose my medical records to northen rock before they would give me a fucking mortgae so I dread to think what stupid northen tart has read about me, the warts, the aids the mental health problems various addication problems, middle of nose falling to name just a few! fuck them all next time I'm robbing a bank!


Good luck mate, Northern Rock are fucking rubbish, had nothing but problems with them.  :evil:
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, September 29, 2006, 14:40:49 »

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well due to my family's dodgy health history I had to disclose my medical records to northen rock before they would give me a fucking mortgae so I dread to think what stupid northen tart has read about me, the warts, the aids the mental health problems various addication problems, middle of nose falling to name just a few! fuck them all next time I'm robbing a bank!


proof you were a bad influence on me back in the day dill!
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, September 29, 2006, 14:46:06 »

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How old were you when you got that?

I've got 29 to go myself and I thought that was bad but at least I can start to pay it off without penalties in a couple of years.


I'm 27 and have only had my mortgage for 2 months. Im hoping to get a pay rise before long so will change repayment terms then. it's the only way i could afford the mortgage though.
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« Reply #22 on: Friday, September 29, 2006, 14:49:07 »

don't start abot back in the day or I'll have to start reminding you about those bloddy teachers, you cunt!
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« Reply #23 on: Friday, September 29, 2006, 14:51:35 »

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How old were you when you got that?

I've got 29 to go myself and I thought that was bad but at least I can start to pay it off without penalties in a couple of years.


I'm 27 and have only had my mortgage for 2 months. Im hoping to get a pay rise before long so will change repayment terms then. it's the only way i could afford the mortgage though.


Does that mean you could be stuck working until you're 67?    Cheesy

Fair play, I hadn't realised you could get them over that space of time and as long as you can shorten it at a later date you're laughing.
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Gazza's Fat Mate

« Reply #24 on: Friday, September 29, 2006, 14:55:21 »

the way i look at my mortgae is that in a few years when all the oil runs out. There is likely to be another world war so the fact that i have a huge debt doesn't really matter as it's all gone end and i'll probably be killed fighting some rag head any way!
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« Reply #25 on: Friday, September 29, 2006, 14:56:22 »

Soapy Tit Wank fair enough
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« Reply #26 on: Friday, September 29, 2006, 14:57:11 »

my mortgage is for 30 years with Abbey.

Fixed for 5 years so we don't have to worry much about stuff until then.

Ralphy, sounds like a good deal you got there. That new estate looks quite smart tbh. (well last time is was down it was just starting up but the pictures looked good  Oops )
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« Reply #27 on: Friday, September 29, 2006, 15:00:03 »

Is a lovelly place, viewed it today.
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red macca

« Reply #28 on: Friday, September 29, 2006, 15:17:27 »

i love mortgages they make me money Cheesy

the abbey and britania building society have both rang me in the last 3 weeks asking if i want a job with them.i declined them both as i enjoy working with the sub prime lenders tbh
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red macca

« Reply #29 on: Friday, September 29, 2006, 15:23:29 »

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i love mortgages they make me money Cheesy

the abbey and britania building society have both rang me in the last 3 weeks asking if i want a job with them.i declined them both as i enjoy working with the sub prime lenders tbh


I may be looking into a sub-prime mortgage considering my current cirucumstances.

Can I give you a shout if I need any help?
of course..just pm when your ready
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