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« on: Friday, September 22, 2006, 10:40:03 »
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into K-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

K-Mart Greeter: "Good morning and welcome to K-Mart... nice children you've got there - are they twins?"

Ugly woman: "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7.  Why the hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?"

K-Mart Greeter: "No. I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, September 22, 2006, 10:41:11 »
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, September 22, 2006, 10:44:31 »
Soapy Tit Wank
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mr ian

« Reply #3 on: Friday, September 22, 2006, 10:45:51 »
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, September 22, 2006, 10:51:37 »
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McLovin

« Reply #5 on: Friday, September 22, 2006, 13:43:32 »
OMG, did that REALLY happen?Huh??  ROFLMAO!!1111!!!one!!1
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