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Petra

« on: Thursday, September 21, 2006, 14:49:00 »

Two years ago I won 16 million on the lottery. I havn't really known what to with it and I havn't told many people. It is now 18 million because of the interest. I have bought a flat but that was only 250 grand. Do you think I could buy the club? Who owns it and would they sell it too me? I want to completely clear everyone out and have a completely new start. Is 18 million enough to buy the club I am not very good at maths.
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mr ian

« Reply #1 on: Thursday, September 21, 2006, 14:50:19 »

there taking offers on ebay i think
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, September 21, 2006, 14:51:26 »

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there taking offers on ebay i think


it wont be long before someone puts us up for sale on that thing  Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, September 21, 2006, 15:13:42 »

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Two years ago I won 16 million on the lottery. I havn't really known what to with it and I havn't told many people. It is now 18 million because of the interest. I have bought a flat but that was only 250 grand. Do you think I could buy the club? Who owns it and would they sell it too me? I want to completely clear everyone out and have a completely new start. Is 18 million enough to buy the club I am not very good at maths.


I knew I should of married you when you asked  :roll:  Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, September 21, 2006, 15:16:57 »

Can't you buy an island in Dubai of something instead - preferably one with no internet access.
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, September 21, 2006, 15:17:32 »

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Can't you buy an island in Dubai of something instead - preferably one with no internet access.


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Petra

« Reply #6 on: Thursday, September 21, 2006, 15:18:22 »

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Two years ago I won 16 million on the lottery. I havn't really known what to with it and I havn't told many people. It is now 18 million because of the interest. I have bought a flat but that was only 250 grand. Do you think I could buy the club? Who owns it and would they sell it too me? I want to completely clear everyone out and have a completely new start. Is 18 million enough to buy the club I am not very good at maths.


I knew I should of married you when you asked  :roll:  Cheesy


I have given you enough money already your 120 quid an hour fee is not cheap for a girl of your age.
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Petra

« Reply #7 on: Thursday, September 21, 2006, 15:20:07 »

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Can't you buy an island in Dubai of something instead - preferably one with no internet access.


No. Peter Ebdon lives in Dubai and he is a twat.
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, September 21, 2006, 15:22:26 »

Then by rights you should get on famously then.
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, September 21, 2006, 15:23:45 »

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Two years ago I won 16 million on the lottery. I havn't really known what to with it and I havn't told many people. It is now 18 million because of the interest. I have bought a flat but that was only 250 grand. Do you think I could buy the club? Who owns it and would they sell it too me? I want to completely clear everyone out and have a completely new start. Is 18 million enough to buy the club I am not very good at maths.


I knew I should of married you when you asked  :roll:  Cheesy


I have given you enough money already your 120 quid an hour fee is not cheap for a girl of your age.


Doesn't stop you coming back for more does it, metal mickey  Wink
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, September 21, 2006, 15:52:34 »

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Two years ago I won 16 million on the lottery. I havn't really known what to with it and I havn't told many people. It is now 18 million because of the interest. I have bought a flat but that was only 250 grand. Do you think I could buy the club? Who owns it and would they sell it too me? I want to completely clear everyone out and have a completely new start. Is 18 million enough to buy the club I am not very good at maths.


I knew I should of married you when you asked  :roll:  Cheesy


I have given you enough money already your 120 quid an hour fee is not cheap for a girl of your age.


Doesn't stop you coming back for more does it, metal mickey  Wink


Would you be happy to take 80 next time. This extra 40 quid will be critical if my takeover bid is to be successfull
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, September 21, 2006, 15:53:37 »

........ok just for you  Cheesy
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Doore

« Reply #12 on: Friday, September 22, 2006, 15:23:23 »

let the club die, then we can all have our saturdays to shop with the missus, go to homebase, build a shed... oh fuck what would life be like without a football club, if this club goes under I will personally kill those I deem responsible.  With a breadknife.  In the dark.  Drunk.
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, September 22, 2006, 15:30:47 »

scoop their insides out with a spoon, it will be more painful
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Doore

« Reply #14 on: Friday, September 22, 2006, 15:31:55 »

Nice Birdy.  Will we be eating them?  I here Greek food is very nice...
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