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mr ian

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« Reply #15 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 13:45:34 »

a funny thing to do to cats,(its a lttle mean)

tie a heavyish belt round there stomach,not tight!

and watch what they do,i laughed for ages

p.s for all the animal lovers this dosent hurt them, so no need to call the rspca on me
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« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 13:46:28 »

Last nighjt I was tempted to open a can of whoop ass on him. Maybe I'll give it a week of ignoring him and get some earplugs.
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« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 13:49:48 »

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I was tempted to open a can of whoop ass on him.


and that's the bottom line coz Juddie said so!  Cheesy
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« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 13:51:35 »

Just shut the fucker outside ffs
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« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 13:58:22 »

Eat it...

What is the point to cats? Whats their purpose?  :evil:
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« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 14:03:42 »

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Eat it...

What is the point to cats? Whats their purpose?  :evil:


I wonder the same about you  Wink  Cheesy
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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 14:13:43 »

Ummmmmmmmm.......80's cd makes a nice tea coaster.  
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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 14:18:52 »

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Ummmmmmmmm.......80's cd makes a nice tea coaster.  


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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 14:28:38 »

Probably just boredom. You got a catflap?

We have two young cats, before we had catflaps one of them was a right cunt, playing up just because he was bored and wanted attention or some food.
Now they can come and go as they please, and they're fine.

And, i'm pretty sure our next door neighbour still feeds them.
They don't have any cats, but I saw her walking into her house the other day with a shit load of cat food. They put food down for other cats in the neighbourhood.
Does anyone think that's a bit weird?
I have already pulled her up on it, and she said she would stop feeding them, but I think she still is.
They only eat measured amounts of dry food, but they are both getting fatter, so we have bought some low fat food.
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« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 14:37:34 »

we have cats, they're shit.

i liked them until i had to look after them for a week.
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« Reply #25 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 14:41:43 »

They don't really need that much looking after. That's the beauty of cats.
just feed them and give them some water and you're done.
No fucking about walking them every day, picking up shit everywhere, bathing them, etc.
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« Reply #26 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 14:46:30 »

Theres wild cats where I work in centerparcs.They are well scary and they stink of piss.
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« Reply #27 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 14:48:15 »

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Theres wild cats where I work in centerparcs.They are well scary and they stink of piss.


A bit like Bart's Nan then !   Wink
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« Reply #28 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 15:07:48 »

got a cat flap - he fucks off until he's hungry, then wakes me up.
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« Reply #29 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 15:55:22 »

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Theres wild cats where I work in centerparcs.They are well scary and they stink of piss.


A bit like Bart's Nan then !   Wink


No.......a bit like Bart.
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