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« on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 13:10:30 »

anybody else got a cat? Mine (Wycliffe) is driving me mad by waking me up at 4 for breakfast every day. Can't shut him out as he makes a racket, so what do you do?
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 13:12:03 »

buy a fucking dog !
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 13:12:41 »

just chuck it out at night to have a scrap with next doors cat. then when he comes back in the morning he will be too tired to eat anyway
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 13:16:09 »

Lock it in the garage. Let it back in on your terms and at your preferred time. It'll get used to it.
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 13:16:32 »

yeap,ive got two,

 feed it before you go too bed

if it still hungry at 4 then ure gunna have a fat cat soon
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 13:23:41 »

tried feeding him before he goes to kip - je just eats more. fat f*cker. how much do you feed yours? ours has dry minging stuff in the morning, wet food at night.
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 13:27:59 »

the dry stff swells up, wet stuff doesn't....so feed him the dry stuff before 'bed' and it'll bloat him a treat!

Any more cat kowledge go to my website: www.askmeaquestionaboutacatandillansweritforyou.com.cat.uk
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 13:28:58 »

website ain't working for me?
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 13:30:20 »

it may just be a pisstake juddie  
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mr ian

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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 13:30:46 »

. they've always got dry food to pick at,  1/2 a pouch of wet in the morning each then a pouch each late afternoon.

they love donner meat too Cheesy
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 13:31:02 »

Ive got two, took thE kitten to vets today and it turns out its male, cant really call it tilly now!

I usually leave a massive bowl of biscuits down and fill it up before bed - works for me
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 13:38:32 »

sweeeeeet, just got that website gag!

Mine eats anything. last night he had frsh pasta filled with carbonara - my leftovers. he licks everything clean - nutbag... will try and leave stuff out for him tonight then, little shitbag.
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 13:40:47 »

The cat is obviously after attention, if you ignore it it will eventually get the hint.  Will be annoying for a while but will work.  If you are gonna get up and feed it each time it is going to keep doing it isn't it. cats aren't stupid.

If you didn't spoil it, it wouldn't be a cunt.
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 13:41:50 »

you try ignoring him when he's scratching the fook out of me and mi bedside table! I do it it to keep the peace!
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 13:44:14 »

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you try ignoring him when he's scratching the fook out of me and mi bedside table! I do it it to keep the peace!


But because you do it it makes it worse
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