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« on: Tuesday, September 19, 2006, 22:26:22 » |
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I feel like that lion in the old cartoon infomercial from the 80's that used to be shown on Saturday mornings.
Started something along the lines of a monkey spouting off, Jonathon’s got a roaring toothache again as the poor sod growled in the background.
What really fucks me off is that I’ve always had perfect gnashers except until a locum dentist insisted I needed four fillings as a youngster. When the old dentist returned he said there was nowt wrong with the four in question and that they should never have been touched.
Barstad, if ever see that twat again he's getting castrated with a broken pint glass.
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Dazzza
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, September 19, 2006, 22:29:28 » |
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That of my chest how many people here go private to get their pearly whites inspected?
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, September 19, 2006, 23:06:37 » |
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Nearly every tooth in my mouth hurts (except the front 4)Its also making my ear drums hurt.Strangley this only happens when im at work.Then it slowly gets better for 2 days is fine for 2 days then hurts like fuck for 4  Ive taken to eating 4 nurofen liquid capsules 4 at a time every 3 hours.Its beginning to scare me now I think im going to have to do something about it. |
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 05:30:31 » |
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larwood
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 07:33:52 » |
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I haven't been to the dentists in years,i'm scared of them  I've taken to brushing my teeth at least four times a day and using the kind of mouthwash homeless drunks enjoy. |
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I was a small, fat child in a welfare house
There was only one thing I ever dreamed about
And fate has just
Handed it to me - whoopee
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 07:41:43 » |
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I have to go private - not a chance of NHS here. I neglected dentist for years while travelling through work.
Being a heavy smoker and not going to the dentist gave me gum disease and I lost some of my back teeth. Gave up smoking and go to dentist regularly and - hey presto! - gum disease has receded and have had no problems.
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 08:21:07 » |
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My dentist conned me. So i've not been for 4 and a half years. The bitch.
And she had a 'tache.
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Kinky Tom
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 08:24:11 » |
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I'm in absoulte agony at the moment - not been to work since last Thursday - antibiotics are doing sod all so going in to pick up a different batch today.
I feel like I want to take a mallet to my face and just smash away at it.
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 10:44:58 » |
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i grind my teeth so much in the night i wake up with a sore mouth.
perhaps i should stop double dropping at dinner time.
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officially blacker than the night.
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 12:30:53 » |
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i grind my teeth so much in the night i wake up with a sore mouth.
perhaps i should stop double dropping at dinner time. thats what ulimatly fucked my teeth up grinding them at night and double dropping  |
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 12:52:38 » |
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 12:57:25 » |
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students eh? they drink too much and their teeth rot away coz they cant be bothered to brush |
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 12:58:52 » |
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End of year disco at the Chalet School !!! |
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, September 20, 2006, 13:08:53 » |
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what a gurn-off i think of dentists like mechanics or plumbers; rip-off merchants. so i bought a fancy toothbrush which makes them feel superclean, get one of those sonicare things. i found a crazy scandanavian dentist who seems alright so i'll go see him if anything hurts. most work i've had done is root canal on one of my back teeth. right now my teeth are fine but i've got a bad back from moving into my new house, lifting my tele up the stairs fucked it properly. bad back pain > toothache pain |
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