SwindonTartanArmy
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London Scottish - More History than Franchise!
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« on: Monday, September 18, 2006, 15:15:18 » |
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On the third day, Jesus rose, shoved open the door of his tomb, and walked again on earth.
As he was leaving, a passer-by pointed at the door Jesus had left open.
"What's the matter with you?" he said. "Born in a barn?"
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Vi er best i verden! Vi er best i verden! Vi har slått England 2-1 i fotball!! Det er aldeles utrolig! Vi har slått England! England, kjempers fødeland. Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana--vi har slått dem alle sammen. Vi har slått dem alle sammen. Maggie Thatcher can you hear me?
Your boys took a hell of a beating!"
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Bennett
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, September 18, 2006, 15:20:14 » |
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that's not about urine at all
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This is the water.
And this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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STFCBird
Ralphy's Wet Dream
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C U Next Tuesday!
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, September 18, 2006, 15:24:18 » |
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I just wet my pants laughing at the crapness
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Sade
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, September 18, 2006, 15:29:06 » |
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As much as I hate to admitt it, it made me laugh yes  |
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RED ARMY
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ibelieveinmrreeves
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, September 18, 2006, 15:29:57 » |
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I like it. But none of my retard mates will get it. Shame really. I'll still tell it.
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Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch.
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sonic youth
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, September 18, 2006, 15:30:56 » |
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a 'wee' joke?
oh hang on, are you scottish?
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mr ian
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, September 18, 2006, 15:50:22 » |
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it brought i wee smile to my face tart.
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Spud
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, September 18, 2006, 17:17:30 » |
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that's not about urine at all  |
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Kinky Tom
Snow Master Sandwich King.
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, September 18, 2006, 17:21:42 » |
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Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over
the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just
kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to
get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made
the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly
broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and
become a vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor's
office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be. "On a
woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left
breast."
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot
wound to her knee.
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flammableBen
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, September 18, 2006, 17:54:22 » |
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Why did the jellybean go to school?
He wanted to be a smartie!!!
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Barry Scott
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, September 18, 2006, 21:30:59 » |
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Who's the coolest man at the hospital?
The Ultrasound guy. :|
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, September 18, 2006, 21:31:30 » |
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Surely you meant shit joke.
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