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Sippo
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« on: Friday, September 15, 2006, 15:30:02 »

...Just bought a new pair of jeans and my regular 32" were too small. had to get 34".  :shock: Even though I play squash and football three times a week!!

Fucking Beer! All good. I'm still out tonight. Whats other peeps upto?
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
Devon Red

« Reply #1 on: Friday, September 15, 2006, 15:35:53 »

Hitting the pub a bit later. Does come as a shock when you've got to buy bigger jeans...I've put on 2 stone of beer since being at uni!
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, September 15, 2006, 15:48:13 »

I am going to stringfellows with my mate
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, September 15, 2006, 15:53:15 »

Who? Paul?  
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, September 15, 2006, 15:55:24 »

34" is hardly fat, 32" is fooking skinny!
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, September 15, 2006, 15:55:38 »

which one, I know 5  Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, September 15, 2006, 15:56:32 »

you know who...the 'special' one.  Wink
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, September 15, 2006, 15:59:34 »

Quote from: "stfcfan"
you know who...the 'special' one.  Wink


Oh that one, no, he hasn't charged the battery up on his electric car so he can't come
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, September 15, 2006, 16:13:14 »

All my mates have gone to Blackpool so I will be staying in and drinking a case of Stella.Could have gone to Blackpool but I can't stomach the place.
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, September 15, 2006, 16:23:56 »

You've reached that age, stfcfan.  When you're younger you can eat
  what you like, drink what you like and still climb into your 26 inch
  waist trousers and zip them closed.  Then you reach that age -- 24, 25
  -- your muscles give up they wave a little white flag and then without
  any warning at all, you're suddenly a fat bastard
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, September 15, 2006, 16:58:44 »

Are you still holding out on a RD film Batch?

Still in development according to the official site but after so much time has passed and Lister's porn, crack and wanking session in the back of a limo it looks destined to end up in the bin.

Shame really as the past couple of serious were a fucking awful way to end the series.
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, September 15, 2006, 17:55:15 »

Quote from: "Batch"
You've reached that age, stfcfan.  When you're younger you can eat
  what you like, drink what you like and still climb into your 26 inch
  waist trousers and zip them closed.  Then you reach that age -- 24, 25
  -- your muscles give up they wave a little white flag and then without
  any warning at all, you're suddenly a fat bastard
--
With thanks to Arnold Rimmer


I'm 26.  :old:
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, September 15, 2006, 17:58:22 »

I was going to go to the pub. But I got back from Bristol and I'm fucking knackered. Will compensate by getting as much pre-match drinking in before tomorrows game.
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, September 15, 2006, 21:43:02 »

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Could have gone to Blackpool but I can't stomach the place.


It's the scummiest place in the UK, full of the seediest collection of people (apart from that Town fan with the Hotel of course).
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, September 15, 2006, 21:44:31 »

I miss Blackpool Red his avatars were gr8
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