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« Reply #15 on: Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:11:03 »

No: Actuaries provide commercial, financial and prudential advice on the management of assets and liabilities - especially where long term management and planning are critical factors.
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:18:24 »

Project Support Administrator
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« Reply #17 on: Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:19:12 »

IT Manager
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« Reply #18 on: Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:23:55 »

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No: Actuaries provide commercial, financial and prudential advice on the management of assets and liabilities - especially where long term management and planning are critical factors.


So an "actuary" is "actually" an accountant.  Boring but well paid.
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:26:41 »

oooh. No. We're not accountants. Both accountants and actuaries would be offended by that.
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:27:18 »

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Mobile Terminals Specialist


"Plays on his phone all day"


 Cool   More or less but my gaff is a testbed for technology so I get all of the new toys to test a good year or two before commercial release.
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:29:04 »

It is a bit revenge of the nerds in here.

Is no one a good old fashioned butcher with a laptop in one hand and a sheeps testicle in the other?
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« Reply #22 on: Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:30:43 »

Doubt it, but I'm loving the image.
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« Reply #23 on: Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:33:52 »

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Test Pilot for Heinz Baked Beans
Works in a wind tunnel.
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« Reply #24 on: Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:34:19 »

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Test Pilot for Heinz Baked Beans
Works in a wind tunnel.


Boo
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McLovin

« Reply #25 on: Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:44:27 »

Systems Specialst :?
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Northern Red

« Reply #26 on: Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:46:11 »

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No: Actuaries provide commercial, financial and prudential advice on the management of assets and liabilities - especially where long term management and planning are critical factors.


So an "actuary" is "actually" an accountant.  Boring but well paid.

Difference between an accountant and an actuary - about 20k/30k per year.
Nice job Hans
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« Reply #27 on: Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:48:53 »

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Test Pilot for Heinz Baked Beans
Works in a wind tunnel.
Invented the Beaufart Scale of wind speeds, ranging from
1 = silent but deadly
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Doore

« Reply #28 on: Friday, September 15, 2006, 12:50:38 »

Unemployed.
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« Reply #29 on: Friday, September 15, 2006, 13:02:35 »

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Nice job Hans


Ta. Pays the bills
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