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Bogus Dave
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« on: Saturday, September 9, 2006, 20:08:53 »

well, i was playin some football with my mates erlier, and for some reason got lopped in goal. i was having a blinder untill some cunt decided to run up to about 2 yards away from me, and blast it with all his might. Luckily i saved it. unluckily, it caught me flush on the wrist, and bent it backwards. and it fukin kills. my wrist is now twice its original size, and it hurts to move it. i cant even hold a can of lager ffs. anyone have any ideas what it is, or how to help me out.

thanks.
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flammableBen

« Reply #1 on: Saturday, September 9, 2006, 23:51:43 »

I've done that loads of times with fingers wrists ankles from playing in goal. I tend to just ignore it until it goes away. I'm proper hard though so if it's still bad tomorrow afternoon/evening I'd suggest going to have it checked out.
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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, September 9, 2006, 23:53:54 »

cut it off
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, September 10, 2006, 09:05:01 »

put a belt round your forearm real tight. that'll stop any pain you'll have in it
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, September 10, 2006, 10:12:20 »

I have had that kind of problem before. Nothing I can think of immediately but wearing a wrist support bandagey thing always helped me.

Hasn't stopped my wrist becoming completely feeble as a result of the injury though  Sad
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, September 10, 2006, 10:23:02 »

Hold the lager in the other hand.
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, September 10, 2006, 10:34:01 »

Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Hold the lager in the other hand.
^^^He's got his priorities right!
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, September 10, 2006, 11:32:34 »

Whats wrong with going to the hospital to get it checked out?

Sounds like my wrist did after I fell on it, and mine was broken so the longer you leave it the more painful it'll get. Could just be nothing though.
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, September 10, 2006, 11:45:27 »

I did that. Saved it though.

It hurt and swelled up real bad so I went to get it checked out. Had an X-ray and it wasn't broken but they told me to keep it elevated and to put cold (not frozen) things on it.

You feel like a leper though as you can't do anything with it. t'll be grand in a few days.
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, September 10, 2006, 12:49:43 »

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I did that. Saved it though.

It hurt and swelled up real bad so I went to get it checked out. Had an X-ray and it wasn't broken but they told me to keep it elevated and to put cold (not frozen) things on it.

You feel like a leper though as you can't do anything with it. t'll be grand in a few days.

Think RICE when you have a swollen painful injury.

Rest
Ice
Compress
Elevate
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flammableBen

« Reply #10 on: Sunday, September 10, 2006, 13:02:01 »

I tend to think BEER.

mmm.. Beer.
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flammableBen

« Reply #11 on: Sunday, September 10, 2006, 13:07:24 »

Gay I'll have to go to the pub now. What a disaster.
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, September 10, 2006, 16:35:49 »

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well, i was playin some football with my mates erlier, and for some reason got lopped in goal. i was having a blinder untill some cunt decided to run up to about 2 yards away from me, and blast it with all his might. Luckily i saved it. unluckily, it caught me flush on the wrist, and bent it backwards. and it fukin kills. my wrist is now twice its original size, and it hurts to move it. i cant even hold a can of lager ffs. anyone have any ideas what it is, or how to help me out.

thanks.


It could be fractured. The exact same thing happened to me when I was a kid and it turned out it was fractured.
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, September 10, 2006, 19:24:49 »

on a footballing injury note i twisted my knee today.
changed direction quickly on it and pop. Knee cap went out and back in again.

couldn't move my leg for a while but tried to play on :?  30 seconds later it went again so i came off.

now signed off for a week and on crutches.  Cool
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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, September 10, 2006, 19:39:02 »

are you bullard in disguise  :shock:

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