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« on: Thursday, September 7, 2006, 21:43:35 »

For example tonight's documentary:

Pet Poisoners:

Across the country Britain's pets are under attack. Pet poisonings have risen sixty per cent to nearly a thousand cases a year. Whether it's social angst, sublimated aggression or a vicious twist to nasty neighbour disputes no-one really knows but it's a growing problem. We hear from the owners of animals who have been targeted, and the experts who discuss why some people are drawn to commit such abhorrent acts.

What a load of old bollocks. Haven't they got any Shannon Tweed films to show or something?
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, September 7, 2006, 21:44:38 »

But it has Jodi Albert playing a prostitute on Wednesday nights.
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, September 7, 2006, 21:45:53 »

must be a real test of her acting skills
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, September 7, 2006, 21:46:34 »

Does anyone watch the brilliance that is Armando Iannucci's "Time Trumpet" some of the shows they invented on that (spoofing C4 and C5) are awesome.

Rape an Ape
Celebrity Rape and Ape
Ku Klux Klan Kick-Boxing
Black and White and Asian Minstrel Show

 
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, September 7, 2006, 21:47:20 »

Rape an Ape was my favourite. They had celebrities singing the theme tune!
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, September 7, 2006, 23:04:01 »

Baseball is quality. Just a shame it is on at such ridiculous times where i'm either too tired to watch it and fall asleep or too drunk and pass out. You follow any team hans? I'm a fan of the Rockies (as I went there on holiday not due to them being world beaters).
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, September 7, 2006, 23:05:55 »

I'm an Orioles fan because I went to a game when my Dad worked in Baltimore. They're never on five though. Always the fucking Yankees.
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, September 7, 2006, 23:26:11 »

baseball bores me. i cant seem to get into it at all (and trust me, i've tried!!!)


on a better note tho, Gridiron is back  Beers  but on skysports. good job i got it then Cheesy
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, September 8, 2006, 00:33:24 »

NFL kicks off tonight. Steelers at Dolphins in about 2 minutes.

I support the Cincinnati Reds due to their proximity to home, been to 2 games this season - they're still in the hunt for the NL wild card but have been on losing run akin to the after-effects of extra strength chicken phall recently.

And of course the mighty Bengals, Superbowl winners elect 2007
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, September 8, 2006, 00:44:24 »

Quote from: "coxernator"
NFL kicks off tonight. Steelers at Dolphins in about 2 minutes.

I support the Cincinnati Reds due to their proximity to home, been to 2 games this season - they're still in the hunt for the NL wild card but have been on losing run akin to the after-effects of extra strength chicken phall recently.

And of course the mighty Bengals, Superbowl winners elect 2007


Everybody is in the hunt in the NL wildcard ! Padres will get it though.

NMH 'Suffering Rockies fan'
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, September 8, 2006, 05:10:58 »

Quote from: "Leggett"
baseball bores me. i cant seem to get into it at all (and trust me, i've tried!!!)


on a better note tho, Gridiron is back  Beers  but on skysports. good job i got it then Cheesy


Agree with the Baseball bit and yes hurrah the NFL is back.
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Northern Red

« Reply #11 on: Friday, September 8, 2006, 08:45:15 »

What ever happened to Friday night dodgy soft porn?

That was superb  Cheesy
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, September 8, 2006, 08:47:15 »

They seem to be trying to move away from that sort of thing. Damn these new TV stations trying to become respected. Look at Channel 4 now!
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flammableBen

« Reply #13 on: Friday, September 8, 2006, 09:08:30 »

C5's late night seasons helped me through a few years whilst growing up.  I've got fond memories of Allyson Is Watching and Play time
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, September 8, 2006, 09:17:55 »

Play time got 6.0! Can't have been that good. Quality filth normally scores about 3
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