Weird Emails.....

[Luci]

Has anyone been getting really weird emails?

I just got this in my inbox....but its not from a general email, a personal one it seems;  :shock:

If she prefers her trumpery friendsdown there to you, there is nothing you can do about it.
Everybody was away and Mary had left the frontdoor open for a few moments.
Mary seems to have learned how to make croquettes properly atlast, she said.
But as long as you know theres a dad and I know theres a Jane,it wont matter too much, will it?
Jane always loved a ride on a street-car, and it was twice as muchfun with mother.
Everybody was away and Mary had left the frontdoor open for a few moments. Somebody at Lantern Hill or Hungry Cove or theCorners was always writing to Jane. She washungry to hear about him but she would not ask her Islandcorrespondents.
At sevenoclock every Saturday night Ill think of you and at six you thinkof me. He saysexpressly that you can choose as you please. And Im not of the opinion Miss Victoria willbreak her heart about it either.
Jane couldnt pretend any great grief and grandmother was veryangry. You wont forget to send for me nextspring, will you, dad? She felt as if she had been suddenly pushed far, far awayfrom her. Remember you always have a friend in ME, lovey .
Let me make the croquettes for lunch, Mary, she begged one day. Shingle had fancied it in a few sidesplitting curves.
She felt as if she had been suddenly pushed far, far awayfrom her. They senther little gifts which gave her far more delight than the fine onesshe got in Toronto. The first snow came one afternoon as she wrote, in flakes as largeas butterflies. Grandmother was buyingthe loveliest spring clothes for mother who seemed ratherindifferent to them.
Shecould hardly bear the loneliness of the waves lapping on the beach.
Will you be good enough to pay attention when I am speaking toyou, Victoria?
Dad sayshe hasnt been down for so long hed like to spend another vacationthere. Did youreally like the Island so much, Jane?
Grandmothers sneers could not poison Janes delight in the lettersshe got from the Island. Jane thought she could travelvery well by herself, but for once dad was adamant.
But she couldnot accept defeat gracefully.
Mins mas cow was worn out and Mins ma wasgoing to get a new one. But Snowballrefused to understand a word she said.

[fatbury]

yep .. thats WIERD! :shock:

[STFCBird]

sorry that was me  

[fatbury]

that explains it!

[Ralphy]

I just get ones from people in third world countries asking for my bank details so they can ' transfer large amounts of money into it'.

[Luci]

sorry that was me  

Are you Thomas Weaver  

[STFCBird]

No he is my african husband  

He has a huuuuuuge penis

[red macca]

i have told you on numerous occasions birdy to stop talking about me,

[STFCBird]

i have told you on numerous occasions birdy to stop talking about me,

Sorry deano    How is your penis today after last night  

[Ralphy]

You love the horse cock.

[red macca]

its ok now.a very nice lady with nice jubblies in the town end warmed them up

[STFCBird]

How do you know about Deano's cock?

[Ralphy]

[fatbury]

On a completely different subject .. I was sat next to a gorgeous blonde girl in a baseball cap last night ... damn why was I too shy to talk to her?

[magicroundabout]

On a completely different subject .. I was sat next to a gorgeous blonde girl in a baseball cap last night ... damn why was I too shy to talk to her?

because you didn't have your computer with you