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« Reply #1365 on: Thursday, June 3, 2021, 08:08:45 »

It's all male models on this forum!

And more. They’re as hard as Jason Statham, look like George Clooney, dance like Patrick Swayze have a dick like Ron Jeremy and a fit body like Bruce Lee.
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« Reply #1366 on: Thursday, June 3, 2021, 08:12:22 »

Theyre also forgetting what their standards would have been like whilst wearing beer goggles in the good old days as Posh totty was never on the agenda!
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« Reply #1367 on: Thursday, June 3, 2021, 08:44:49 »

Fussy?

Standards?

Fucking hell. I might have gone for it when I was an 18 year old with raging hormones, but as a matured adult - no. I've literally turned down better and that's not a brag; the bar is not exactly set high in the first place. If turning down the opportunity is 'fussy' to you then you really need to have a word with yourselves. And if one needs beer goggles to go for it then you're defeating the own argument - that you'd need beer goggles IS THE BLEEDIN' POINT.
 
Male models? Nope. But you don't have to be to set one's standard's higher. It's akin to accusing somebody of thinking they're posh for shopping in Topshop instead of Poundland. I'd hate the think of the shape you lot are in if I'm a model in comparison.

And note the title of the thread... "The birds you would..." not, "anything that breathes"
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« Reply #1368 on: Thursday, June 3, 2021, 08:46:46 »

It's just for fun stop over analysing things
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« Reply #1369 on: Thursday, June 3, 2021, 08:48:52 »

Fussy?

Standards?

Fucking hell. I might have gone for it when I was an 18 year old with raging hormones, but as a matured adult - no. I've literally turned down better and that's not a brag; the bar is not exactly set high in the first place. If turning down the opportunity is 'fussy' to you then you really need to have a word with yourselves. And if one needs beer goggles to go for it then you're defeating the own argument - that you'd need beer goggles IS THE BLEEDIN' POINT.
 
Male models? Nope. But you don't have to be to set one's standard's higher. It's akin to accusing somebody of thinking they're posh for shopping in Topshop instead of Poundland. I'd hate the think of the shape you lot are in if I'm a model in comparison.

And note the title of the thread... "The birds you would..." not, "anything that breathes"

The gentleman doth protest to much. Yeah, yeah we’ve all turned down better and probably fucked worse.
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« Reply #1370 on: Thursday, June 3, 2021, 08:50:44 »

Ah, that old chestnut.
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« Reply #1371 on: Thursday, June 3, 2021, 09:04:50 »

I think Carrie Symonds is quite fit personally. I would!
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« Reply #1372 on: Thursday, June 3, 2021, 09:06:19 »

Horses for courses and all that (see what I did there?)
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« Reply #1373 on: Thursday, June 3, 2021, 09:09:55 »

Horses for courses and all that (see what I did there?)

Yeah I get that. I do quite like the horsey look for some reason! I know others for example really like women covered in tattoos but that does nothing for me. As you say personal tastes are different for everyone.
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« Reply #1374 on: Thursday, June 3, 2021, 09:13:11 »

I quite like tats on a woman, although it's not a preference.

It needs to be a good quality tat, though. Not some tacky homemade crap.
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« Reply #1375 on: Thursday, June 3, 2021, 09:16:13 »

It's just for fun stop over analysing things

Exactly
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« Reply #1376 on: Saturday, June 12, 2021, 06:06:21 »

If you didn't know her you probably would😀


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« Reply #1377 on: Saturday, June 12, 2021, 13:10:44 »

I wouldn't touch her with a barge pole if that helps (I doubt she'd give me a second glance either, so we are fine).  The teeth and cheeks are far too distracting, I'd have to poke them, in a literal and not innuendo sense.
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« Reply #1378 on: Saturday, June 12, 2021, 13:13:08 »

You don't know she might glance over and think wow look at that hunk in comparison to what's she's stuck with😀
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« Reply #1379 on: Tuesday, September 14, 2021, 16:11:19 »

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Partly attractive physically. And partly attractive because she makes idiots angry.
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