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« Reply #1065 on: Thursday, March 31, 2016, 22:35:23 »

Francesca Martinez.

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« Reply #1066 on: Friday, April 1, 2016, 07:04:02 »

Yolandi Visser

I'm not even sure whether or not this should be in the 'other' thread.

I think you freaky, Yolandi, but I like you a lot.

Yeah I get that too..

You just know she's filth.
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« Reply #1067 on: Friday, April 1, 2016, 22:12:26 »



Anyone who thinks that pumping her would be anything other than absolutely incredible is totally, unequivocally bent
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« Reply #1068 on: Friday, April 1, 2016, 22:14:24 »

Her bra's not great is it?
Nearly as bad as the tattooist
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« Reply #1069 on: Friday, April 1, 2016, 22:27:18 »

Nearly as bad as the tattooist

Is that a full sized penis and bollocks she has tattooed on her left upper arm?

When I say "full sized" I obviously mean smaller than your better endowed man  Cool
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« Reply #1070 on: Saturday, April 2, 2016, 06:43:27 »



Anyone who thinks that pumping her would be anything other than absolutely incredible is totally, unequivocally bent

Agreed.
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« Reply #1071 on: Saturday, April 2, 2016, 06:52:17 »



Anyone who thinks that pumping her would be anything other than absolutely incredible is totally, unequivocally bent

May I refer the gentleman to the seminal 1979 work of The Monks?
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« Reply #1072 on: Saturday, April 2, 2016, 07:58:45 »

Cracking set on her
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« Reply #1073 on: Saturday, April 2, 2016, 10:54:00 »

The Queen. (Doggy style).

Excuse the irreverence if any easily offended Royalists are reading.
Had a couple of beers this morning on top of a skinfull yesterday.
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« Reply #1074 on: Saturday, April 2, 2016, 20:27:47 »

Can't everyone do that with their hips anyway? Just give them a hula hoop..

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« Reply #1075 on: Saturday, April 2, 2016, 23:21:53 »

Some of the girls I've had can't even see their hips let alone move them.
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« Reply #1076 on: Saturday, April 2, 2016, 23:22:44 »

Can't everyone do that with their hips anyway? Just give them a hula hoop..

I think you will find that potato based snack is a bit too small to fit around a lady's hips.

Oh, you are quite tiny though, aren't you Ells...
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« Reply #1077 on: Monday, April 4, 2016, 09:18:58 »

I think you will find that potato based snack is a bit too small to fit around a lady's hips.

Oh, you are quite tiny though, aren't you Ells...

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« Reply #1078 on: Monday, April 4, 2016, 11:20:32 »

Yeah but if you ignore the stalkerish comments, and the rape and murder threats, he really is the perfect gentleman.
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« Reply #1079 on: Tuesday, April 26, 2016, 22:13:03 »



Anyone who thinks that pumping her would be anything other than absolutely incredible is totally, unequivocally bent

http://thefappeningnew.com/category/yolandi-visser/
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