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« Reply #1365 on: Wednesday, June 2, 2021, 22:12:00 »

She looks like a fucking chipmunk.

There you go.  There's a reason.
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« Reply #1366 on: Thursday, June 3, 2021, 05:19:38 »

She could scrape the cheese of yer knob with those teeth, mind.
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« Reply #1367 on: Thursday, June 3, 2021, 07:04:30 »

Fuck me you blokes are getting fussy in your old age.   Certainly done worse than that in my past !!.   Upset Bye Upset Bye
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« Reply #1368 on: Thursday, June 3, 2021, 07:16:49 »

She looks like a fucking chipmunk.

There you go.  There's a reason.

She cares more about the behaviour of a dog than the lives of thousands of people potentially lost due to Corona (apparently) There is another reason
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« Reply #1369 on: Thursday, June 3, 2021, 08:37:21 »

Fuck me you blokes are getting fussy in your old age.   Certainly done worse than that in my past !!.   Upset Bye Upset Bye

You forget the blokes on here are all adonis lookalikes 
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« Reply #1370 on: Thursday, June 3, 2021, 08:41:17 »

It's all male models on this forum!
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« Reply #1371 on: Thursday, June 3, 2021, 09:08:45 »

It's all male models on this forum!

And more. They’re as hard as Jason Statham, look like George Clooney, dance like Patrick Swayze have a dick like Ron Jeremy and a fit body like Bruce Lee.
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« Reply #1372 on: Thursday, June 3, 2021, 09:12:22 »

Theyre also forgetting what their standards would have been like whilst wearing beer goggles in the good old days as Posh totty was never on the agenda!
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« Reply #1373 on: Thursday, June 3, 2021, 09:44:49 »

Fussy?

Standards?

Fucking hell. I might have gone for it when I was an 18 year old with raging hormones, but as a matured adult - no. I've literally turned down better and that's not a brag; the bar is not exactly set high in the first place. If turning down the opportunity is 'fussy' to you then you really need to have a word with yourselves. And if one needs beer goggles to go for it then you're defeating the own argument - that you'd need beer goggles IS THE BLEEDIN' POINT.
 
Male models? Nope. But you don't have to be to set one's standard's higher. It's akin to accusing somebody of thinking they're posh for shopping in Topshop instead of Poundland. I'd hate the think of the shape you lot are in if I'm a model in comparison.

And note the title of the thread... "The birds you would..." not, "anything that breathes"
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« Reply #1374 on: Thursday, June 3, 2021, 09:46:46 »

It's just for fun stop over analysing things
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« Reply #1375 on: Thursday, June 3, 2021, 09:48:52 »

Fussy?

Standards?

Fucking hell. I might have gone for it when I was an 18 year old with raging hormones, but as a matured adult - no. I've literally turned down better and that's not a brag; the bar is not exactly set high in the first place. If turning down the opportunity is 'fussy' to you then you really need to have a word with yourselves. And if one needs beer goggles to go for it then you're defeating the own argument - that you'd need beer goggles IS THE BLEEDIN' POINT.
 
Male models? Nope. But you don't have to be to set one's standard's higher. It's akin to accusing somebody of thinking they're posh for shopping in Topshop instead of Poundland. I'd hate the think of the shape you lot are in if I'm a model in comparison.

And note the title of the thread... "The birds you would..." not, "anything that breathes"

The gentleman doth protest to much. Yeah, yeah we’ve all turned down better and probably fucked worse.
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« Reply #1376 on: Thursday, June 3, 2021, 09:50:44 »

Ah, that old chestnut.
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« Reply #1377 on: Thursday, June 3, 2021, 10:04:50 »

I think Carrie Symonds is quite fit personally. I would!
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« Reply #1378 on: Thursday, June 3, 2021, 10:06:19 »

Horses for courses and all that (see what I did there?)
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« Reply #1379 on: Thursday, June 3, 2021, 10:09:55 »

Horses for courses and all that (see what I did there?)

Yeah I get that. I do quite like the horsey look for some reason! I know others for example really like women covered in tattoos but that does nothing for me. As you say personal tastes are different for everyone.
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