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« Reply #15 on: Monday, August 21, 2006, 14:42:53 »

I know, "work" has been a struggle today.
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« Reply #16 on: Monday, August 21, 2006, 15:04:00 »

Right then, tips accepted on how you go about making up for my efforts last night.  Plucked up the courage to call her just now and and I have a lot work to do.
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« Reply #17 on: Monday, August 21, 2006, 15:06:04 »

taking her out for a meal would be a good start.

Try not to drink though Wink

Offer to do all housework for ages ( a couple of days constitutes ages in my book)
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« Reply #18 on: Monday, August 21, 2006, 15:09:58 »

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Right then, tips accepted on how you go about making up for my efforts last night.  Plucked up the courage to call her just now and and I have a lot work to do.


 Admit to your problem, and suggest going on the Jeremy Kyle Show.
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« Reply #19 on: Monday, August 21, 2006, 15:41:54 »

Flowers, chocolates, and take her out for dinner tonight.
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« Reply #20 on: Monday, August 21, 2006, 15:45:22 »

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Right then, tips accepted on how you go about making up for my efforts last night.  Plucked up the courage to call her just now and and I have a lot work to do.


 Admit to your problem, and suggest going on the Jeremy Kyle Show.


 Yes Jeremy Kyle is the way to go, none of that Trisha nonsense.
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« Reply #21 on: Monday, August 21, 2006, 16:22:07 »

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Flowers, chocolates, and take her out for dinner tonight.


Probably should buy her some perfume so she doesn't keep smelling pukas on herself  Smiley
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« Reply #22 on: Monday, August 21, 2006, 16:31:05 »

She might have saved it all up for his tea  Cheesy
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« Reply #23 on: Monday, August 21, 2006, 16:35:25 »

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She might have saved it all up for his tea  Cheesy


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« Reply #24 on: Monday, August 21, 2006, 16:40:35 »

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She might have saved it all up for his tea  Cheesy


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:chunder:  keep your fantasies about Manure Argy full backs to yourself.
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« Reply #25 on: Monday, August 21, 2006, 16:47:43 »

RobertT,

let her call u

and drink more often and every time u go out drink more then ur body will get use to it.
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« Reply #26 on: Monday, August 21, 2006, 17:15:24 »

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She might have saved it all up for his tea  Cheesy
GO OUT FOR DINNER!
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« Reply #27 on: Monday, August 21, 2006, 17:24:26 »

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that stuff really is minging
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« Reply #28 on: Monday, August 21, 2006, 17:28:47 »

What about winning back her favour with a cardboard cut-out of the star of her choice? Or better yet, a cardboard cut-out of you she can throw stuff at/stab etc?
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« Reply #29 on: Monday, August 21, 2006, 18:25:52 »



Reading this thread (and the one on L&P) has just made my very boring day. I'm so glad I'm not in your shoes right now pal. Although it does remind me of the night I chundered in the car on the way home from a night on the razz just two days before we were due to sell it - timing is everything.

Flowers, chocolates and dinner wouldn't be a bad start, but if Mrs Rob is anything like Mrs coxernator, you won't be forgetting this incident too soon...
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