Joachim to Darlington

[STFC Bart]

How is it anyway that Darlington can sign all these players- there is a wage cap in league 2 and their turnover cannot be that much with their average attendance (4,000)

[lebowski]

it's because duke pays to be there so that he can write "professional footballer" on his boarding card when he goes on holiday

[Kinky Tom]

How is it anyway that Darlington can sign all these players- there is a wage cap in league 2 and their turnover cannot be that much with their average attendance (4,000)

But I imagine their potential to make money outside of matchdays is far greater than ours, they have a modern furnished ground with facilities we can only dream of...

http://www.comic-mint.com/media/client/homer-strangling-bart-E1146_sml.JPG

[Simon Pieman]

Does that make you a homer KT? Are you trying to come out to Reg?

[Kinky Tom]

Nah, sorry my camp looking chum, you'll have to find love elsewhere.

Toyed about for a while trying to put Louis Theroux's face on Homer, you know me looking like him an' all, but couldn't be arsed with the fannying around...

Someone had to choke the litte **** though.