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« Reply #15 on: Tuesday, August 8, 2006, 08:18:38 »

Smiley  

 A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

This made I laugh.

The only difference is that men are all monsters/aliens/dirty gits. Well most. And no we don't find it funny when you burp really loudly when your about 5 cm away from our faces. EWWW.
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« Reply #16 on: Tuesday, August 8, 2006, 08:20:15 »

Ah, but we do find that funny.  Burping in the ear can be quite funny too.
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« Reply #17 on: Tuesday, August 8, 2006, 08:22:12 »

basically suck us off a couple of times a week and we will put up with all your shit.
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« Reply #18 on: Tuesday, August 8, 2006, 08:23:11 »

Nice and blunt Mex.  The comment i mean...
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« Reply #19 on: Tuesday, August 8, 2006, 08:23:40 »

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Smiley  

 A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

This made I laugh.

The only difference is that men are all monsters/aliens/dirty gits. Well most. And no we don't find it funny when you burp really loudly when your about 5 cm away from our faces. EWWW.


OR when you burp 5cm's from our faces then blow the skanky smell in our faces also. OR farting in bed.  Well sometimes that is quite funny i suppose but the burping in faces is not.
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« Reply #20 on: Tuesday, August 8, 2006, 08:24:24 »

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basically suck us off a couple of times a week and we will put up with all your shit.


do we have to spit or swallow?
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« Reply #21 on: Tuesday, August 8, 2006, 08:25:22 »

you wouldnt have to do anything sweetheart.
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« Reply #22 on: Tuesday, August 8, 2006, 08:26:33 »

awwwwwwww thanks my lovely  Cheesy
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« Reply #23 on: Tuesday, August 8, 2006, 08:27:13 »

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
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« Reply #24 on: Tuesday, August 8, 2006, 08:29:14 »

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awwwwwwww thanks my lovely  Cheesy


actually i meant there was no way i would let you near my cock you dirty cow.
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« Reply #25 on: Tuesday, August 8, 2006, 08:29:20 »

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For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.




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« Reply #26 on: Tuesday, August 8, 2006, 08:30:16 »

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awwwwwwww thanks my lovely  Cheesy


actually i meant there was no way i would let you near my cock you dirty cow.


can't argue with that  Cheesy
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« Reply #27 on: Tuesday, August 8, 2006, 09:02:20 »

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For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.


What the fuck are you on about? I've never heard anyone say anything like that. ever. and i know everything

women eh? Shrug
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« Reply #28 on: Tuesday, August 8, 2006, 09:05:32 »

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For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.


What the fuck are you on about? I've never heard anyone say anything like that. ever. and i know everything

women eh? Shrug


I copied and pasted it  Cheesy  ( Birdy tells me you still have a few things to learn Pie! )
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« Reply #29 on: Tuesday, August 8, 2006, 09:05:48 »

if you've got a big sausage it doesn't apply to you Piejapseye
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