Ralphy
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« on: Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 14:29:07 » |
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Is something i have yet to master.
No matter how nice you are to them, how kind, how helpful, your allways in the wrong and on the end of an ear lashing.
I won't discuss my relationship on the net but you get the picture.
Discuss.
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Iffy's Onion Bhaji
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 14:29:59 » |
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women are just unexplainable simple as that
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STFCere
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 14:31:56 » |
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or do you mean unexplainably simple ?  |
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Ralphy
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 14:32:44 » |
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How the fuck are we meant to know what they want?  ? They say their fine, you take them out to dinner or the pub and then they sit there with a face like thunder all night! And then it's your fault! |
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STFCere
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 14:33:39 » |
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ralphy, its all in the hormones mate. just ride the wave, ignore it and occasionally mutter: 'hmmmm that'll be nice!'
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ing on Sabin: "He's the new Thierry Henry"
Gazza on life in China: "I'm enjoying every day. I've tried everything: duck's head, chicken's head, chicken's feet and bats and hopefully, if I keep that up, I'll be flying."
'The first 90 minutes are the most important.' - Bobby Robson
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 14:34:08 » |
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give her a slap ralphy  |
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Ralphy
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 14:34:24 » |
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Talk about a head fuck.
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 14:34:35 » |
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in my experience an ear-lashing is either a) deserved, or b) something that happens because of the biological clock and we irritate the fuck out of them once a month
If its neither, then i pity you.
Its usually a) with me btw
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 14:35:59 » |
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ralphy i share your pain |
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Ralphy
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 14:36:53 » |
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Well it must be c) with me then cos she ain't on the blob and i have done nothing wrong!
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 14:36:56 » |
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fuck her off Ralphy simple as.
it's only been a few weeks and you can do without this.
it's what i would do
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Ralphy
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 14:38:23 » |
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I actually like her alot though Magic thats the problem. When she isn't in a mood we get on fantastic and i enjoy her company and she's fit! |
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STFCere
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 14:39:47 » |
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give her a bone tone!
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ing on Sabin: "He's the new Thierry Henry"
Gazza on life in China: "I'm enjoying every day. I've tried everything: duck's head, chicken's head, chicken's feet and bats and hopefully, if I keep that up, I'll be flying."
'The first 90 minutes are the most important.' - Bobby Robson
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 14:40:04 » |
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Is something i have yet to master.
No matter how nice you are to them, how kind, how helpful, your allways in the wrong and on the end of an ear lashing.
I won't discuss my relationship on the net but you get the picture.
Discuss. Do you or don't you want us to discuss it? I think you have answered your own problem really. Don't be nice, kind or helpful if it's pointless. Put your foot down fella, or get a new bird. |
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, August 2, 2006, 14:41:19 » |
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rite her a rhyme ralphy she will be like potty in your hands.i iz help u if u like,sort of like a ginster version of cyrano jim bergerac
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