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« on: Sunday, July 30, 2006, 18:19:37 » |
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I must be the hardest motherfucker out there - anyone see me have a slight limp on Friday night? I've got a fucking cracked heel. It's keeping me off work, I don't get sick pay, and walking on crutches is harder than it looks. I'm going to Tenerife in 2 weeks and might not be off crutches in time.
Not happy. :|
How did I crack my heel? Yes it's my own stupid fault. Yes I was drunk. Me and my mate got lost after walking home a couple of Swedish girls, got lost in someone's garden, jumped onto a garage, and then off the roof, landing on my left heel.
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, July 30, 2006, 18:21:22 » |
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 Im sure you've told us this. you drink to much Walrus :shock: |
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STFCBird
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, July 30, 2006, 18:26:09 » |
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poor little squirrel
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, July 30, 2006, 18:28:46 » |
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I must be the hardest motherfucker out there - anyone see me have a slight limp on Friday night? In a topic called "Oh Cock." What exactly did you think people would be assuming after the first sentance of your post? |
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, July 30, 2006, 18:52:22 » |
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I must be the hardest motherfucker out there - anyone see me have a slight limp on Friday night? In a topic called "Oh Cock." What exactly did you think people would be assuming after the first sentance of your post?  Oh shit... Yeh I might have posted it Yeovil... didn't know I'd damaged meself this badly though....  |
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walrus
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, July 31, 2006, 16:42:55 » |
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Broken heal. Cast on til after my holiday. No swimming, and to top it all i told my work and they reckon it's not worth me going back i.e.: we don't want to pay you sick pay. I'm off to kill myself. :| |
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, July 31, 2006, 16:58:03 » |
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Maybe you should use your brain a bit more. You never seem to learn.
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
I annoyed Yeovilred 28/01/06
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, July 31, 2006, 18:41:08 » |
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Broken heal. Cast on til after my holiday. No swimming, and to top it all i told my work and they reckon it's not worth me going back i.e.: we don't want to pay you sick pay. I'm off to kill myself. :| serves you right for being a cunt to me friday night  |
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, July 31, 2006, 19:13:24 » |
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Sounds like another run of the mill Walrus night out :shock:
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, July 31, 2006, 19:17:10 » |
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Broken heal. Cast on til after my holiday. No swimming, and to top it all i told my work and they reckon it's not worth me going back i.e.: we don't want to pay you sick pay. I'm off to kill myself. :| serves you right for being a cunt to me friday night You have magic powers.... evil magic powers. You must be a witch. OST - possibly, but this one's put me out of action.  |
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