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Scot Munroe

« on: Saturday, July 22, 2006, 12:22:02 »

Charlton striker Darren Bent is set to miss the start of the new season - after slicing his hand open making a sandwich.

Silly Bent could be ruled out for up to six weeks after cutting his hand while chopping bread and onions.

There were fears that the England striker had sliced open a tendon but those fears were allayed after a visit to hospital, though the cut is still deep enough to make full-contact football dangerous.

He now looks likely to miss Charlton's first few games and could even be a doubt for England's friendly with Greece next month
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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, July 22, 2006, 12:26:30 »

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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, July 22, 2006, 13:54:24 »

Its bollocks isnt it wrap it up and get on with it FFS!
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« Reply #3 on: Saturday, July 22, 2006, 15:53:07 »

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...while chopping BREAD and onions...


hence cutting up a sandwich into parts. One Sandwich.
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« Reply #4 on: Saturday, July 22, 2006, 16:03:53 »

don't open the whole sandwich debate again!!
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« Reply #5 on: Saturday, July 22, 2006, 16:08:09 »

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...while chopping BREAD and onions...


hence cutting up a sandwich into parts. One Sandwich.


Could have been making Panzanella.

Was there any mention of olive oil or basil, maybe tomatoes?
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« Reply #6 on: Saturday, July 22, 2006, 20:49:18 »

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after slicing his hand open making a sandwich


This gives you a vital clue.
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