An update if you would be so kind

[magicroundabout]

hello all,

just got back from sunny Mexico after 2 weeks of beer and sun and was wondering if someone could give me a run down on whats happend at the club over the last few weeks.

transfers, friendlies etc etc

cheers

[Leggett]

there was a big fire and everyone involved with oxford, bristol and reading were all horribly burnt and caught aids at the same time. we've signed the black peter crouch, and ifil's gonna play in goal.

[walrus]

You haven't missed much.  We've got some huge darkie from the non-leagues (the new Jon Stevenson, Lloyd Opara etc.) on a 3 month deal.  He might turn out to be handy, though am a bit sceptical.  We've got Andy Monkhouse from Rotherham, who is a rather good looking chap but other than that no one seems to know much.  Oh and O'Hanlon still hasn't signed, and we still don't have a goalie.

I wanna go to Mexico...   :x