Swindons answer to Peter Crouch

[DV]

From a Huddersfield fan

I dont remember him playing for us. Obviously made a lasting impression then.

From a Barnet fan

we had him on trial last pre-season, he was abysmal beyond belief - we lost 1-0 to hayes with him up front - it was embarrassing to watch. he has the touch of a rapist....

From a Peterborough fan

Onabujaeaer whatever the hell his name is is laughably shite. He really is. Looses most in the air (despite being abot 9 foot 7) and can't control or pass, is about as mobile as a tank... seriously how the hell did he end up impressing your scouts?!?!?!

From a Peterborough fan

Yeah seriously, he was worse than Trevor Benjamin. We thought he might do a job when we were on the verge of relegation in 03/04; he's ****in huge and scary looking, but i remember seeing him away at brentford and he lost everything in the air including loosing out twice to a 5 foot 7 odd full back! it was untrue, nearly laughed. He's blatently just in football cos he's tall, really really lacks ability.

Unless his time at the masters of good football, scumbridge has converted him...

From a Barnet fan

i thought they'd just hauled him off a basketball court tbh

Is Andy King still in charge? I'm even starting to like the idea of Chris McPhee and Trevor fucking Benjamin  :shock:

[Dazzza]

Superb I love him already.  

I'll be his valiant BWB style valiant defender.

And what does a rapist touch like please?

[DV]

has he ever scored a league goal?

[reeves4england]

Well let's atleast give him a chance and make our own judgement rather than listen to them. I'm not saying they are wrong but atleast give the guy a chance.

[red macca]

has he ever scored a league goal?

have YOU ever seen him play

[Dazzza]

No he hasn't DV but to be fair he's never started a league game.

[DV]

has he ever scored a league goal?

have YOU ever seen him play

nope, but then again I havent really put across my opinion on him, however the above quotes are by people who HAVE seen him play.

Saying that, they could have blinked and missed him

2 sub appearences for Huddersfield
4 sub appearences for Barnsley
2 sub appearences for Peterborough
Then 26 starts and 11 sub appearences for Cambridge City scoring 11 goals

[lebowski]

clearly he isn't going to start ahead of peacock, roberts, caton, lukas, or anyone else we may sign. 3 month contract is an extended trial, if he's good (or has potential) then he'll stay.

at 21 he's still not the finished article and can certainly improve with the correct coaching.

then again, if he's gash then we've only committed 12 weeks worth of wages on him: £6000 at most.

[sonic youth]

And what does a rapist touch like please?

meet me in the alley between tesco and the county ground and i'll show you

[DMR]

mind that anti vandal fence the paint gets everywhere

[Samdy Gray]

And you'd know wouldn't you dave?  

[Tails]

Give him a chance ffs, I heard positive things from a Stevenage fan.

[Simon Pieman]

Fuck off. You're trusting people that can't spell 'loser' for fuck sake

[Iffy's Onion Bhaji]

before we all get carried away here, he is only on a 3 month deal

[OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR]

1. As has already been pointed out, he is only on a three month deal so if he is as crap as we have been lead to believe he will be gone at the end of the three months. No problem.

2. I remember the Barnsley fans' comments when we signed Rory: "Bambi on ice" and "Rory Falldown" spring to mind and they turned out to be total bollocks. So I will only judge him on what he does for us and nothing else.

As far as I can see, it's a 'no lose' situation for us.