waking up in places

[oxford_fan]

in a ditch a mile from my house. i'd managed to board a bus but missed my stop, had to jump in the ditch to avoid a car.

[red macca]

in a ditch a mile from my house. i'd managed to board a bus but missed my stop, had to jump in the ditch to avoid a car.

i didnt realise that was you

[Mexicano Rojo]

after a night out in old town i awoke in a field outside salisbury, fuck knows how i got there,

night  out in brum woke up in bed with some chinese girl in cannock whilst her husband was asleep on the sofa bed opposite! yes i was stark bollock naked. no idea what happened.

[neiliodeh]

i once was walking past the harvester (west swindon) and thought ill have a kip on the floor as i was fucked.....i woke up with people doing walking past with shopping , mums were grabbing hold of their kids so they couldnt go near the tramp.  happy days.

[TheKingCY]

i once was walking past the harvester (west swindon)

Me and Bushey Boy had one of there tables away from outside in the early hours of last year.  Woke up with it in his garden but couldn't remeber how it got there considering he lives 10 minute walk away!!    :?  

[Amir]

I'm a homing pigeon when I get really drunk, although it's probably fair to say homing pigeons don't turn up with so many unexplained injuries.  The worst I've ever done was being woken up on the school playing fields by my headmaster, which led to suspension and an assembly on the dangers of alcohol.  I wanted to point out that it was because I'd had an empty stomach after spending my lunch money on drink, but I thought it was probably better to keep schtum.

[BrightonRed]

I woke up in a completly familiar place at about 4:30am sunday morning.. my bedroom.. however my light was on which was a bit strange considering I'd turned it off before I went to bed, then I spotted something out of the corner of my eye, there was a girl who I had never met before in just her bra and pants asleep on my bedroom floor.
It confused the fuck out of me considering I hadn't had a drink or even a smoke that evening.

On the floor next to her was a wrapped-up tea towel containing exactly £1.57, a hairbrush and a packet of fags..

[Danjackson10]

i woke up in a deflated bouncy castle once in just my pants!