Ralphy
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« on: Thursday, June 22, 2006, 12:41:28 » |
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Last night me and my workmate watched the Holland vs Argentina match with a load of Budweiser and a large selection of very strong French cheeses. This morning he phoned in sick saying his ass had exploaded and there was blood and shit everywhere  He just got back from the quacks and had to have an injection up his ass to calm his stomach down and the doctor told him he's burst a vein his ass I haven't stopped laughing for an hour now. |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, June 22, 2006, 12:42:17 » |
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Now if the same happens to you, that would be fucking hilarious :twisted:
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, June 22, 2006, 12:45:05 » |
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:shock:
Thats bad
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Ralphy
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, June 22, 2006, 12:45:16 » |
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No because i only ate the Brie and the Stilton  He ate lots of goat's cheese and some really, really smelly stuff. |
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, June 22, 2006, 13:01:44 » |
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:chunder: Thats quite rank.
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, June 22, 2006, 13:04:13 » |
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Ralphy that is not nice, how would you like it if your arse exploded?
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, June 22, 2006, 13:32:14 » |
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aah the classic combination of bud and blue cheese.
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, June 22, 2006, 14:30:51 » |
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Thanks for that Ralphy. :?
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, June 22, 2006, 15:42:28 » |
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well i thought is was funny |
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, June 22, 2006, 15:46:08 » |
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Can cheese really cause that sort of rupture or is a case of firing it out so fast it snagged and broke a pipe on the way out?
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Ralphy
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, June 22, 2006, 15:51:01 » |
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Can cheese really cause that sort of rupture or is a case of firing it out so fast it snagged and broke a pipe on the way out? I think it was the frequency he was going to the toilet and the volume leaving his body! |
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, June 23, 2006, 03:02:57 » |
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is he a regular cheese eater? i ingest alot of the stuff myself (mostly extra mature cheddar) so am slightly concerned by potential anul blow-out as a result of over-cheesing
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red macca
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, June 23, 2006, 07:57:16 » |
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Last night me and my workmate watched the Holland vs Argentina match with a load of Budweiser and a large selection of very strong French cheeses. This morning he phoned in sick saying his ass had exploaded and there was blood and shit everywhere He just got back from the quacks and had to have an injection up his ass to calm his stomach down and the doctor told him he's burst a vein his ass I haven't stopped laughing for an hour now. are you sure you didnt drink to much budweiser and start to play with his bum bum.this seems more logicall to me than eating cheese.. its ok ralphy its not a crime |
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Ralphy
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« Reply #13 on: Saturday, June 24, 2006, 15:48:38 » |
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is he a regular cheese eater? i ingest alot of the stuff myself (mostly extra mature cheddar) so am slightly concerned by potential anul blow-out as a result of over-cheesing Yeah he loves his Stilton, Brie and Shropshire Blue. This paticular cheese was a soft french cheese which stunk to high heaven! |
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