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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #15 on: Friday, June 16, 2006, 17:55:32 »

I'm going out tonight for my housemate's birthday, although I doubt I'll do anything that stupid, I'll probably so some silly things.
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, June 16, 2006, 18:15:20 »

Walrus your gonna learn the hard way one day like i did, in court.
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« Reply #17 on: Saturday, June 17, 2006, 11:58:31 »

I didn't really do anything too silly, but had great fun in the end. Amazingly I remember it all, even after a confusing game of 21, although some bloke in the Dorchester kept talking about his time in prison and then got pissy with me when I decided to stop listening and play pool.
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« Reply #18 on: Saturday, June 17, 2006, 15:48:07 »

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I didn't really do anything too silly, but had great fun in the end. Amazingly I remember it all, even after a confusing game of 21, although some bloke in the Dorchester kept talking about his time in prison and then got pissy with me when I decided to stop listening and play pool.


21 does my head in...  and gets me wasted!  What's the nightlife like in Southampton?  Have you been out in Portsmouth?  Verdict?
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« Reply #19 on: Saturday, June 17, 2006, 15:49:07 »

what is 21??
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« Reply #20 on: Saturday, June 17, 2006, 15:54:02 »

I haven't been to Portsmouth, no. Southampton doesn't really have massive places, but there's a good variety of places and music.


That's the rules of 21, I can't be arsed to explain them! Changing number 10 to any famous film quote was quite cool last night though
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/21_%28drinking_game%29
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« Reply #21 on: Saturday, June 17, 2006, 15:55:39 »

Walrus, can you just tell us all what you did Thursday night ffs!
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« Reply #22 on: Saturday, June 17, 2006, 16:03:02 »

i would but some people on here with harsher morals might hate me for it....

the censored version - went out drinking before the game and gradually got merry.  by 10pm the three of us who had been there from the start were royally smashed, and thought it'd be a good idea to try the strongest shot behind the bar.  after that things go a little blurry, but, after urinating in a church letterbox, we still managed to get in a club.  i nipped to the pissers and spewed, without the knowledge of my friend, before pulling.  at the time i thought she was pretty minging, but on seeing a picture my friend took (friends always seem to take pictures of me pulling...   :?  ) she was much worse than i remembered.  my ex was present and, still probably reeking of vomit, i gave the girl the slip.

my ex wanted to talk to me, so we went outside and hugged.  she was a bit upset, but then i was barred from getting back in.  i was sleeping at a mates so "waited" outside til 2am (it was only midnight).  there were a few indiscrepancies during this waiting period i can't go in to....  i then ended up in tesco's later on and shoplifted random, useless items that i had no need for.  yes im a wrong'un.  

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« Reply #23 on: Saturday, June 17, 2006, 16:07:39 »

Sounds like a normal night out for you tbh!

Email me the uncensored version  Cool

(I won't post it)

I just saw the spit of you in Sports World in Oxford  :shock:
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« Reply #24 on: Saturday, June 17, 2006, 16:09:29 »

Pre or post mullet?  I mite PM you it later if I'm feeling lary...  Ask me when I'm drunk!   Cheesy
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« Reply #25 on: Saturday, June 17, 2006, 16:11:48 »

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and me  Cheesy
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« Reply #26 on: Saturday, June 17, 2006, 16:13:12 »

and me
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« Reply #27 on: Saturday, June 17, 2006, 16:25:55 »

Pre-mullet. Birdy spotted him first, he was very pretty  :gay:

The scary thing is, I was shopping in Oxford  Oops
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« Reply #28 on: Saturday, June 17, 2006, 17:04:39 »

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Pre-mullet. Birdy spotted him first, he was very pretty  :gay:

The scary thing is, I was shopping in Oxford  Oops


scarier, you shop in sports world  Wink
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« Reply #29 on: Saturday, June 17, 2006, 17:18:02 »

Birdy was getting an England shirt for her dad for fathers day.

I just hung around the ladies changing rooms trying to see some flange Cheesy
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