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« on: Thursday, June 15, 2006, 16:59:05 »

Comes to mind.

I wish I had taken a half day and sat in the pub at least there would beer there.

I’d drag off Owen and Cole and stick Lennon and Rooney on.  To be fair they’re not to blame although Owen again looks off sorts and we might get more joy with the other pair's style of play.  

Only players that seem to be playing it forward are the defence and what a fucking clearance by Terry he’s on fire.

Needs to change or we’ll be going down like a pair of Meschersmitt knickers.
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Gethimout

« Reply #1 on: Thursday, June 15, 2006, 17:36:52 »

i agree dazza, ENGLAND are fucking awful!
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Gethimout

« Reply #2 on: Thursday, June 15, 2006, 17:42:45 »

at fucking last, bunch of useless cunts
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, June 15, 2006, 17:44:30 »

Fucking get in!   Shocked
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lumpimynci

« Reply #4 on: Thursday, June 15, 2006, 17:46:20 »

Can I just announce now that my, always frankly rather conditional, support for England's world cup campaign is now at an end.

They are fucking awful. We beat this lot with a third string side! Golden generation my fucking arse.

I can't believe that a bunch of experienced international players waited over an hour for a half fit kid to come on as a substitute before they started playing.

And Crouch was fucking climbing! Both hands on the defenders shoulders when he made contact with the ball. Fucking lucky.


C'MON the Toboggans or whatever they call themselves, they deserve a fucking point!
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Gethimout

« Reply #5 on: Thursday, June 15, 2006, 17:47:19 »

fuck off cunt  :fu:
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Gethimout

« Reply #6 on: Thursday, June 15, 2006, 17:49:51 »

fucking strike!
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Sussex

« Reply #7 on: Thursday, June 15, 2006, 17:50:24 »

Thank fuck for that.
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Gethimout

« Reply #8 on: Thursday, June 15, 2006, 17:50:36 »

let gerrad go forward from now on, lampard had about 5 chances this game and done nothin
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Gethimout

« Reply #9 on: Thursday, June 15, 2006, 17:52:36 »

Thank fuck for that!
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, June 15, 2006, 18:10:45 »

Good to see Gerrard get that goal think he really needed it but what is going on with Lampard and Owen?

Edit aside well done to Crotch Rot, what a fucking thundering header but he really needs a bit more composure with the ball at his feet.
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, June 15, 2006, 18:12:25 »

I know people will tell me he scored a goal and all that, but I thought Peter Crouch was fucking shite

Frank Lampard, was poor....wasnt he runner up in the world player of the year, not the best midfielder in the world, not the best midfielder in the Premiership. He is not Steven Gerrard. Drop him for the next game and let Gerrard go forward

Beckham, took an age to cross the ball past the first man

That was awful.

We'll get through the group and they go out to Ecudor or Germany, we are shit....
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, June 15, 2006, 18:19:08 »

Look at the fucking height on that, air traffic control must have been panicking.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41771000/jpg/_41771726_crouchgoal416.jpg
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, June 15, 2006, 18:19:34 »

Credit to Trinidad and Tobago they defended well and it wasn't looking too good for a bit. We definitely deserved the win though having spent most of the game camped in their half and 2-0 is a fair result, with 25 shots we really should have scored sooner though.

Aaron Lennon made a big difference when he came on and played extremely well. Crouch should have done better with his chance in the first half but more than made up for that with the crucial goal and a very good header it was too. He came to our rescue yet again and that's 6 goals in 5 games for England now. Set up Lampard very well with 15 minutes to go too and that should have been a goal.

Wasn't impressed with Gerrard until his last minute goal, if only he'd done that with some of his earlier chances. John Terry played very well, crucial clearance in the first half. Lampard got in good positions but his finishing was a bit off today, didn't play badly though.

Owen was not at his best again and might be worth trying something different against Sweden and maybe drop him, Lennon deserves a start as well or at least a good 45 minutes.

The other thing I would say is we tried far too many long passes and they weren't accurate enough, particularly ones for Owen to run on too. Gave the ball away too easily too many times.

All in all good result, average performance but much better for the last half an hour with Lennon making the difference, they had 11 men behind the ball and were tough to break down but we managed it in the end.
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, June 15, 2006, 18:28:18 »

I took the dog for a walk,it was so boring.At least we're in the next round now,it would be nice if we can go and beat the Swedes now the pressure is off.
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