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« on: Thursday, February 3, 2005, 12:57:54 » |
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Remember that slightly odd post about pies a couple of weeks ago? Well it inspired me to change my business coursework idea to a Pie Shop. So I thought you nice people would love to lend me a hand..... currently I'm doing a SWOT (strengths, weaknesses, opportunities, threats), any ideas? Any suggestions, however ridiculous will be greatly appreciated.
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Onion_Jimbo
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, February 3, 2005, 13:04:14 » |
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strengths = pies
weakness = cakes
opportunities = pie variations
threats = brian howard
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Amir
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, February 3, 2005, 13:05:27 » |
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People on diets are a threat.
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STFCBird
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, February 3, 2005, 13:05:51 » |
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strengths = pies
weakness = cakes
opportunities = pie variations
threats = brian howard Maybe Brian Howard is Piemonte :shock:
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Boeta
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, February 3, 2005, 13:07:13 » |
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Isn't Brian Howard an opportunity? Surely he'd be an excellent source of money?
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, February 3, 2005, 13:07:16 » |
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i thought brian howard would be a strength - good customer base and all mind you the threat is he will explode, thus losing your entire customer base
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, February 3, 2005, 13:08:43 » |
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no because he doesnt care about purchasing the pies. All he'd want to do is eat your stock without paying. Kind of like a bear stealing your picnic basket
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, February 3, 2005, 13:09:38 » |
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That's a bit rude isn't it
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, February 3, 2005, 13:10:37 » |
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well thats brian howard down to a tea. he doesnt care about anyone as long as he is full of pie.
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, February 3, 2005, 13:17:16 » |
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I have heard Brian Howard is infamous for his non payment of pies, especially Mr Kipling's Apple Pies. That's what he has for tea according to a very reliable source.
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, February 3, 2005, 13:18:26 » |
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personally i think your business idea is all pie in the sky.......i'll get my coat :arrow:
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, February 3, 2005, 13:19:27 » |
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Maybe you could give a Swindon player a job there once he retires, maybe Sammy P-Igoe
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Amir
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, February 3, 2005, 13:20:23 » |
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A slice of humble pie for you then, Simon 
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, February 3, 2005, 13:20:58 » |
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now now let pie gones be pie gones
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STFCBird
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, February 3, 2005, 13:23:43 » |
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:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
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