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« on: Saturday, June 3, 2006, 18:29:45 » |
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Does anyone know of a very (very) quiet beach during the summer on the South coast, or are they all full of cunts? Long story but I ask as I need a place to get laid and the woods is starting to get a bit unromantic....
I guess there's always the sea. :|
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Mexicano Rojo
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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, June 3, 2006, 19:05:54 » |
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shoreham beach is fuckin lush and its dead, also i can film it and then put it on here  |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, June 3, 2006, 19:10:13 » |
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Then you might get done for child porn Mex, if you haven't already  |
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« Reply #3 on: Saturday, June 3, 2006, 19:12:52 » |
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south coast roads?
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« Reply #4 on: Saturday, June 3, 2006, 21:46:12 » |
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Does anyone know of a very (very) quiet beach during the summer on the South coast, or are they all full of cunts? Long story but I ask as I need a place to get laid and the woods is starting to get a bit unromantic....
I guess there's always the sea. :| How about a Bed?. |
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« Reply #5 on: Saturday, June 3, 2006, 21:58:03 » |
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Does anyone know of a very (very) quiet beach during the summer on the South coast, or are they all full of cunts? Long story but I ask as I need a place to get laid and the woods is starting to get a bit unromantic....
I guess there's always the sea. :| How about a Bed?. Bed usually works for me |
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, June 4, 2006, 12:43:02 » |
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Does anyone know of a very (very) quiet beach during the summer on the South coast, or are they all full of cunts? Long story but I ask as I need a place to get laid and the woods is starting to get a bit unromantic....
I guess there's always the sea. :| Not a beach, but you could try the picnic benches at Ditchling Common or the car parks up at Devils Dyke. (you'll have an audience that might want to join in though*) *apparently |
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, June 4, 2006, 14:42:31 » |
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Nevermind the beach, go to mexys club break in to the office and do it on his desk |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, June 4, 2006, 14:45:42 » |
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Nevermind the beach, go to mexys club break in to the office and do it on his desk Sade steals CCTV feed a la 'Neighbours' |
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, June 4, 2006, 14:52:19 » |
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I don't even watch neighbours! |
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walrus
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, June 4, 2006, 21:14:39 » |
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I can't use a bed as I don't want my parents knowing, nor does she want hers knowing.... I meant reds, I'm just knackered at the moment! Cheers Mex, thanks for the recommendation will give it a go! Blur my face out if you do film it, so people don't find out about my little problem... |
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, June 5, 2006, 18:38:32 » |
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http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y98/trebblej82/shoreham.jpgAs Mex says Shoreham beach is dead.. I think there's a car park just there next to a lake with the beach on the other side.. perfect for your needs. Just watch out for those dog-walkers..
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nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol...
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, June 5, 2006, 18:40:52 » |
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I can't use a bed as I don't want my parents knowing, nor does she want hers knowing....I meant reds, I'm just knackered at the moment! Cheers Mex, thanks for the recommendation will give it a go! Blur my face out if you do film it, so people don't find out about my little problem...  |
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, June 5, 2006, 19:59:46 » |
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Get a hotel then...surely there must be some cheap b&b's?
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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Mexicano Rojo
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, June 6, 2006, 09:15:18 » |
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i live about 400 yards from that car park, better still break into one of the beach huts make sure its not mine though :twisted:
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