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« on: Friday, June 2, 2006, 12:00:49 » |
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Right if yo hate work as much as I do your gonna need cheering up so hopefully the following stroy of what I did on Wenesday ight will cheer you up. Below is the text of an email my girlfreind sent me describing what I did:
yeah i think its funny but not when I have to clean it up! You got
out of bed and knelt down on my very expensive cushion and started to Piss i
asked you if you were doing it in to a pint glass and that was gross and you said
something about potty-then i went and cleaned the cushion up and then you
put the other cushion over the massicve wet patch on the floor so i had two
wet cushions then i asked why'd you do that and you said its only cunintg carpet
shut up you fucking whore and turned over.... you said some other stuff which wasn't
nice as well and just fell alsleep!
I can't remmber any of the above but there you go morla of the stroy always piss in the loo not the floor!
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Bushey Boy
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, June 2, 2006, 12:11:32 » |
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She deserves it shes german......
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Gazza's Fat Mate
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, June 2, 2006, 12:12:37 » |
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:fu:
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, June 2, 2006, 12:50:23 » |
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Reminds me of my little nephew a few years back when he was about 6 years old. He had a bad sleepwalking habit which he has thankfully grown out of. The missus and I were babysitting (I know...) when he wandered downstairs, asleep, at about 10pm, proceeded to lift up a cushion on the sofa and took a piss. It was the longest piss ever.
It was funny until we realised we had to clean it up.
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, June 2, 2006, 12:54:04 » |
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Right if yo hate work as much as I do your gonna need cheering up so hopefully the following stroy of what I did on Wenesday ight will cheer you up. Below is the text of an email my girlfreind sent me describing what I did:
yeah i think its funny but not when I have to clean it up! You got
out of bed and knelt down on my very expensive cushion and started to Piss i
asked you if you were doing it in to a pint glass and that was gross and you said
something about potty-then i went and cleaned the cushion up and then you
put the other cushion over the massicve wet patch on the floor so i had two
wet cushions then i asked why'd you do that and you said its only cunintg carpet
shut up you fucking whore and turned over.... you said some other stuff which wasn't
nice as well and just fell alsleep!
I can't remmber any of the above but there you go morla of the stroy always piss in the loo not the floor! i had a mouthful of cereal when reading that bit just managed to keep it in |
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Bushey Boy
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, June 2, 2006, 12:55:32 » |
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ha ha, he was made to pay for speaking like that im sure. Women have a great way of teaching men a lesson.
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, June 2, 2006, 13:33:39 » |
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Bushey Boy
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, June 2, 2006, 13:37:26 » |
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You didnt have him on the phone shitting it yesterday! Was a bit harsh sending him pampers but ah well!
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STFCBird
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, June 2, 2006, 13:53:30 » |
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I don't believe he has a bird for a second.
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, June 2, 2006, 13:58:21 » |
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Gazza's Fat Mate
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, June 2, 2006, 13:59:42 » |
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fuck you I own my own house and have lived with my g/f for the post six months you fat tawt!
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STFCBird
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, June 2, 2006, 14:10:33 » |
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fuck you I own my own house and have lived with my g/f for the post six months you fat tawt! Yeah in dream land you fucking cunt |
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Gazza's Fat Mate
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, June 2, 2006, 14:14:18 » |
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look women just cos you have wasted your life washing up or ironing you should not be jealous of others. Face it if you were better looking you could have married a footballer. Accpet your sad small place in this world and fuck off! ok?
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STFCBird
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, June 2, 2006, 14:24:17 » |
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you are clearly a gimp.
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Gazza's Fat Mate
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, June 2, 2006, 14:28:08 » |
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come on love you can do better than that! |
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