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« on: Thursday, May 25, 2006, 17:18:09 » |
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..house husband. Just need to find some career driven bird who doesn't want to look after the kids.
I'd be ace. I can cook, clean, look after the kids. Then cope with the boredom with a mixture of alcohol and anti-depressents.
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, May 25, 2006, 17:18:58 » |
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Sounds as though Sade could do with a house husband. But I don't think she is career driven sadly.
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, May 25, 2006, 17:27:17 » |
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Shut it Si, this is my big chance.Ben, will you marry me? I hope you don't like fish fingers.
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, May 25, 2006, 17:28:42 » |
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And in new law, you can claim a wage for life when you split up for her "ruining any potential career" you could have had... brilliant, Ben!!
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, May 25, 2006, 17:28:44 » |
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By the way I clean too. I'm good at hoovering.
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, May 25, 2006, 17:29:13 » |
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Levitation? Ace..  |
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, May 25, 2006, 17:31:52 » |
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I don't think he wants to marry me.I'm sad.I've been rejected by a drunk  |
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, May 25, 2006, 17:41:10 » |
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I'll marry you sade. You'll have to earn enough money to support us both. You can chip in with the hoovering on your days off.
Not a big fish fingers fan. Think they're a bit boring.
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, May 25, 2006, 21:14:32 » |
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You have to be willing to do the dusting though and your only allowed to drink at weekends or our kids will have serious issues.
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, May 25, 2006, 21:48:41 » |
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Nah, the kid's will be fine. My parents always drank around me and it never did me any harm.
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