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McLovin

« Reply #45 on: Tuesday, May 16, 2006, 13:08:13 »

Fuck him.... do it anyway!!!  Cheesy
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Piemonte

« Reply #46 on: Tuesday, May 16, 2006, 13:29:44 »

Shes making it up.......................
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« Reply #47 on: Tuesday, May 16, 2006, 13:31:26 »

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Shes making it up.......................


how do you know slag face???

There is nothing I can say that you haven't done  :evil:   Wink
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« Reply #48 on: Tuesday, May 16, 2006, 13:38:29 »

21st August 1996

My 15th birthday party today. Got the house to myself from 6:00pm till 12:00pm.

96 cans of cheep lager on the dining room table and 30 bags of chips pre-ordered from the local chippy for later on.

I chased Steve with a kitchen knife cos he got off with Nikki, bastard.

House is a tip and there's chips everywhere on the lawn but i fingered 2 girls, result.

Took sleeping bag down the woods where we all slept.



I started a diary for a while but then couldn't be arsed, thought this entry was funny. Smiley
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« Reply #49 on: Tuesday, May 16, 2006, 13:43:57 »

You fingered 2 girls???  Shocked one with each hand at same time
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« Reply #50 on: Tuesday, May 16, 2006, 13:45:51 »

No but they were sisters  
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« Reply #51 on: Tuesday, May 16, 2006, 13:58:49 »

you slag  Shocked
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Piemonte

« Reply #52 on: Tuesday, May 16, 2006, 13:59:46 »

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how do you know slag face???

There is nothing I can say that you haven't done  :evil:   Wink


no 14 yr old girl uses the term "scuttled" Cheesy  even you Cheesy
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« Reply #53 on: Tuesday, May 16, 2006, 14:01:16 »

I WAS 15  :twisted:

alright I changed the word from felched to scuttled - OK?
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« Reply #54 on: Tuesday, May 16, 2006, 14:02:17 »

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I WAS 15  :twisted:

alright I changed the word from felched to scuttled - OK?


 

its all lies, lies I tell thee!

Still entertaining though, so carry on
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« Reply #55 on: Tuesday, May 16, 2006, 14:09:35 »

Felched? Isn't that licking or fingering someone's asshole??  :shock:
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« Reply #56 on: Tuesday, May 16, 2006, 14:16:44 »

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Felched? Isn't that licking or fingering someone's asshole??  :shock:


Sucking jizz out of someones arse, Ralphy
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« Reply #57 on: Tuesday, May 16, 2006, 15:10:13 »

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Felched? Isn't that licking or fingering someone's asshole??  :shock:


Sucking jizz out of someones arse, Ralphy


And Birdy has done this ?  :chunder:
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« Reply #58 on: Tuesday, May 16, 2006, 18:38:45 »

Saturday August 14 1993
Went to Tammys birthday party tonight and got a bit drunk. Jamaican dave took me round the back of the village hall and did bum stuff over a picnic table. Hurt loads but i'd do a black man again. Feel quite guilty tho as i also gave neil a blowjob in the toilets then snogged alex. My room is spinning now.
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flammableBen

« Reply #59 on: Tuesday, May 16, 2006, 18:42:05 »

good work birdy.
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