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« Reply #255 on: Thursday, August 24, 2006, 10:00:00 »

Bit of male bashing for a change (men if you read this, which you probably will as you love the ladies thread) its not directed at anyone in particular before you take offence.......

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.

Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...

Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would
hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?Huh??.....

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
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« Reply #256 on: Thursday, August 24, 2006, 10:03:59 »

Wink  Lady I like the way you have brought this topic up again, just as the blokes have their female thread going on. Nice one.
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« Reply #257 on: Thursday, August 24, 2006, 10:06:15 »

We have to have our fun too  
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« Reply #258 on: Thursday, August 24, 2006, 10:07:06 »

 a couple of those remind me of a few people...........
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« Reply #259 on: Thursday, August 24, 2006, 10:11:05 »

Apart from the last one, bang on Cheesy
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« Reply #260 on: Thursday, August 24, 2006, 10:13:02 »

I met a couple of Villa players last night, is it wrong I found Mellberg strangely attractive in real life??  Oops
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« Reply #261 on: Thursday, August 24, 2006, 10:13:29 »

Someone I have fell in love with recently after watching Green street.....

.....Charlie Hunham...........DING DONG.......oh yes please mate.

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« Reply #262 on: Thursday, August 24, 2006, 10:13:50 »

Sexist bitches.

I'm outraged. :x
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« Reply #263 on: Thursday, August 24, 2006, 10:16:38 »

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e380/Lucy78/Olof_Mellberg-06.jpg

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« Reply #264 on: Thursday, August 24, 2006, 10:49:49 »

Mrs Monte fancies Mellberg too :x
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« Reply #265 on: Thursday, August 24, 2006, 10:53:19 »

Cool  Mrs Monte obviously has taste, He was very nice, he shook my hand and I creamed my pants  Cheesy
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« Reply #266 on: Thursday, August 24, 2006, 10:54:54 »

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Cool  Mrs Monte obviously has taste, He was very nice, he shook my hand and I creamed my pants  Cheesy


Squirt or more of a dribble?
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« Reply #267 on: Thursday, August 24, 2006, 10:59:52 »

squirt followed by lots of dribble  Cheesy
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« Reply #268 on: Thursday, August 24, 2006, 15:17:26 »

But God created Eve from Adam's rib.

So does that mean women are like ribs - you enjoy having them, but it always ends up a mess?
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« Reply #269 on: Thursday, August 24, 2006, 15:19:28 »

not strictly true, coz men mess up women just as much
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