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« on: Saturday, April 29, 2006, 13:21:08 » |
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A woman dies and goes to heaven.
At the gates, St Peter welcomes her warmly inside.
As she steps forward she hears a piercing scream. "What's that?" she asks with trepidation in her voice.
"Oh that's just a woman having the holes put in her shoulders to take her new angel wings" says St Peter.
The woman pales a little but continues forward. She hears another blood curdling scream and again asks St Peter what caused it. "That's the woman before you having the hole drilled in her head to take her new halo".
The woman turns on her heels and walks past St Peter. "Where are you going?" he asks. "I am off to hell" she says.
"But you'll be subject to rape and sodomy there" he warns.
"I don't care", she replies. "At least I've already got the holes for that!"
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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, April 29, 2006, 19:53:37 » |
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hmmm i feel i should laugh but cant find the humour
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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, April 29, 2006, 20:16:01 » |
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It's humurous to some, obviously not to me :|
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, May 19, 2006, 08:43:57 » |
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Got this one this morning.......
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the
rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best
toast of the night" She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said,
"Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the
street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize
the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You
know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell
asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, May 19, 2006, 09:05:10 » |
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Knock Knock
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, May 19, 2006, 09:06:29 » |
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whos there
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, May 19, 2006, 09:06:58 » |
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Dunnup
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, May 19, 2006, 09:07:31 » |
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oi thats an old one!!!!! And yes I get it now  |
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, May 19, 2006, 09:07:46 » |
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I hope you cleaned it up Birdy?
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, May 19, 2006, 09:07:59 » |
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oi thats an old one!!!!! And yes I get it now you actually said who's there too  |
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, May 19, 2006, 09:10:19 » |
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knock knock
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, May 19, 2006, 09:10:56 » |
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who's there
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, May 19, 2006, 09:11:26 » |
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Tish
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, May 19, 2006, 09:11:51 » |
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