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« Reply #15 on: Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 11:30:35 »

anyone who reads those trashy mags with 'britney hairy armpits scandal' and whose whitened their teeth this week quiz is a total loser and really should get a life. i coudlnt care less what some bloke across the water is looking like today. what really pisses me off is talentless people like jade goody getting rich for being thick. what has this country come to ??
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« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 11:31:02 »

You been hanging around the maternity ward bins again Dave?

Inspired by fight club I hear you make soap out of foreskin smegma cheese?
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« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 11:37:58 »

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anyone who reads those trashy mags with 'britney hairy armpits scandal' and whose whitened their teeth this week quiz is a total loser and really should get a life. i coudlnt care less what some bloke across the water is looking like today. what really pisses me off is talentless people like jade goody getting rich for being thick. what has this country come to ??


I have to agree. Despite jade goody being thick and getting famous, I don't really mind her, its scabbi titmuss I absolutely hate. Stupid tart got rich for having an orgie and going on relaity tv. Shes a nobody yet is still really up her own arse. In my opinion a celebrity is someone who has raw talent, example - Kelly clarkson. Amazing voice and she worked hard to get where she is. Unlike all the numptys that go on big brother.
Does This county not have standards anymore ?!  Cheesy
We're obssessed with looks and reality tv. quite sad really.
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« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 11:42:53 »

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You been hanging around the maternity ward bins again Dave?

Inspired by fight club I hear you make soap out of foreskin smegma cheese?


Incorrect. I use cheese to cleanse my delicate areas.
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« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 11:45:40 »

Cock cheese is officially known as smegma look it up on Google image I can't help but reach for the Jacobs every time I do.

Just need a good glass of fish box chardonnay and you have a meal fit for a king.
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« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 11:54:29 »

:chunder:    Sickest thread ever.
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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 12:06:06 »

yum smeg and crackers, my favourite   :|
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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 12:11:11 »

smeg and pickle or smeg on toast  :shock:
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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 12:19:36 »

Cruise is a midget fucker (like Asher)

I hate him ,he stole Katie Holmes from me and ruined her. :x
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« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 12:53:39 »

And she was a virgin before she met cruiser.
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« Reply #25 on: Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 12:54:52 »

Who cares?
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« Reply #26 on: Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 12:58:14 »

that was exactly my point  Cool
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« Reply #27 on: Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 13:56:00 »

Tom Cruise =  :nuts: http://www.thedugout.tv/community/images/smilies_final/cab.gif
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« Reply #28 on: Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 14:39:21 »

Are you saying he has a wonkey boss eye? I never noticed.
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« Reply #29 on: Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 14:41:27 »

Like fuck she was a virgin...
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