doctors

[Sade]

Its not my fault she does not know what soap is.

[Simon Pieman]

My dad's been in hospital every day for the last 6 days and he's had to wait for ages the majority of the time. The NHS has less than impressed him over the past year and a half.

Lung cancer which spread to his shoulder (bone)  

Chemo didn't work, so tried radiotherapy. He's now paying for his own treatment as the drug isn't available in this post code until September.

[Bennett]

Its not my fault she does not know what soap is.

sade my dear there are people in the world that have tans and as such don't require soap to get their skin white

[Ben Wah Balls]

I thought this was going to be about the BBC soap thats on in the afternoon[well you all seem to watch Neighbours ],i was watching it with my Nan last week,she was really enjoying the gay marriage

It's crap that. It's a disgrace the should put something decent on after neighbours.

[Amir]

I only go to see the doctor in the back of an ambulance, or when I need jabs for foreign diseases.  Going to see them for anything else scares the shit out of me.

[Bennett]

I only go to see the doctor in the back of an ambulance, or when I need jabs for foreign diseases.  Going to see them for anything else scares the shit out of me.

aren't doctors supposed to protect against foreign diseases?