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« on: Wednesday, April 12, 2006, 19:10:13 » |
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Everyone be nice to Nozza, he keeps giving up thetownend. He must be the most random person here.... Should Nozza come back? "Alex says: he killed someone by throwing an 84lb pumpkin out of his window onto their head"  |
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, April 12, 2006, 19:17:39 » |
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That's a pretty heavy pumpkin. Must've been a strong bloke to throw that so accurately.
I was in tesco's once and some guy's shopping consisted of just one massive pumpkin and nothing else. Maybe it was the same guy.
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, April 12, 2006, 19:50:28 » |
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Nozza = The most random questions ever on msn.
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, April 12, 2006, 19:58:32 » |
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Nozza's great  He makes me laugh. My two favourite forum members are nozza and fatbury. These are my top three nozza moments (no particular order) 1.I was speaking to nozz online once and he said that he thought reg smeeton was his uncle. reg apparently accused nozza of 'grooming' him. But noz said 'How can I groom him when he has no hair?' 2. 'do you want to see a picture of a tramp I took earlier?' 3.16 wanks a day  |
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, April 12, 2006, 20:02:43 » |
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Nozza's great He makes me laugh. My two favourite forum members are nozza and fatbury. These are my top three nozza moments (no particular order) 1.I was speaking to nozz online once and he said that he thought reg smeeton was his uncle. reg apparently accused nozza of 'grooming' him. But noz said 'How can I groom him when he has no hair?' 2. 'do you want to see a picture of a tramp I took earlier?' 3.16 wanks a day  Brilliant! Nozza is boycotting at the moment but apparently he has a list of demands: 1) He wants to lose his tagline of "16 wanks a day" - computer says no.2) He wants his name changed to Uncle Mark (erm why? No idea, though the chap he refers to looks pretty cool....) 3) He wants Sade to stop coming onto him quite so strongly as he's a little shy - ahh young loveWe need Nozza back, the future of this forum is at stake. :| |
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, April 12, 2006, 20:10:34 » |
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I'm coming on to him ? |
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, April 12, 2006, 20:13:21 » |
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Nozza's great He makes me laugh. My two favourite forum members are nozza and fatbury. These are my top three nozza moments (no particular order) 1.I was speaking to nozz online once and he said that he thought reg smeeton was his uncle. reg apparently accused nozza of 'grooming' him. But noz said 'How can I groom him when he has no hair?' 2. 'do you want to see a picture of a tramp I took earlier?' 3.16 wanks a day :shock: |
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, April 12, 2006, 20:15:22 » |
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I had images of nozza grooming regs head with a brush like people do to horses. |
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, April 12, 2006, 21:09:22 » |
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he is certaintly different. funny lad.
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, April 12, 2006, 21:14:32 » |
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Nozzas a nice enough lad and quite intelligent but easily the most annoying person ive ever had on MSN and as such is blocked.
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, April 12, 2006, 21:20:34 » |
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i've added him but he's no talked to me  |
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This is the water.
And this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, April 12, 2006, 21:26:56 » |
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He's pretty fly for a white guy mind you.
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, April 12, 2006, 21:49:38 » |
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Nozzas a nice enough lad and quite intelligent but easily the most annoying person ive ever had on MSN and as such is blocked. Booo. That's just lies. Don't lie you liar. Nozza's ace and you know it. He's random questions spark random conversations which are ace. He's going to get me to talk to some 14 yr old girl on MSN on his behalf.... he's turning me into a paedo (don't say it!). Sade - I still think that's a little strong, you need to be more subtle for Nozza, he's a timid lad is our Alex.... His granddad grows bloody giant pumpkins, what a legend.... |
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, April 12, 2006, 22:00:50 » |
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Well to be honest he might amuse me if im drunk but I only really use MSN at work and he wont shut up talking crap.Hes a pest .
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, April 12, 2006, 22:15:28 » |
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Well to be honest he might amuse me if im drunk but I only really use MSN at work and he wont shut up talking crap.Hes a pest . I'm sure he's not that bad |
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