Why Not ?
ooooh Ta!
Why do black people have white hands?
Everyone has some good in them!
What happened to the coon who had an abortion?
Crime Stoppers sent her a check for £500!
What do you call a coon with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick
What do you call an Arab with his hand up a camels ass?
A mechanic
A blick runs into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, Doctor I can't stop running around!" The doctor says, "Okay, take this tablet." The coon slows down and stops. He said, "WOW! It really worked! I've tried everything! What was it?" The doctor says, "It's Persil - Stops colours running."
Did you hear about the coon who died on the highway?
He stuck his head out the window going 100mph and his lips beat him to death!
A little gollywog was helping it's grandma in the kitchen, spilling some flour on his face he looked up and said, "Look grandma! I'm a white boy now!" His grandma whooped his ass and told him to go tell his mum what he'd said.
He goes into the living room and says, "Look mum! I'm a white boy now!" His mum whoops his ass and tells him to go tell his father what he'd told her.
He walks outside and says, "Look daddy! I'm a white boy now!" His father whoops his ass and then asks him what he learned.
He says, "I've only been white for five minutes and I already hate you fucking niggers!"
I could go on but I'm going to cook something to eat
