wahey!

[Simon Pieman]

I wish I could be drunk after 2 pints  :shock:    :?

 Some years back after a period travelling in the Islamic countries of North Africa ....only  :doobie: ......I returned to Blighty, and thought go out for a beer not having lived in Swindon for a number of years.

 I went to the Bell, had 2 pints and was absolutely leg plaiting pissed, stumbled home with a classic side to side slalom.   Very strange.

Ace  

[Sade]

The first time I ever drank properly, I was pissed on three bottles of barcadi breezers. Some things never change.....

[Iffy's Onion Bhaji]

The first time I ever drank properly, I was pissed on three bottles of barcadi breezers. Some things never change.....

  lightweight!

[Sade]

These days I get drunk on (using last friday as an example) 4 double vodka's and coke and 2 smirnoff ices and 2 single malibu's and coke, so I am slowly getting better I think.

[McLovin]

You are improving... we'll teach you the ways

[Spud]

Smirnoff Ice = De-Icer  :chunder:

[oxford_fan]

well that was an interesting day. i passed out on our kitchen floor. not sure how long i was there but when i woke up it seems i was trying to make a bowl of cereal and a cheese and marmite sandwich.

[flammableBen]

My drinking levels have been up and down like a spastic kangaroo recently. It's annoying because it becomes difficult to judge how much you can drink so end up getting really hammered without meaning to some nights.