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« on: Friday, October 24, 2008, 19:43:46 » |
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Been Lorying around West Wales for 2 days,5 hour drive to Haverford West yesterday,took a buffeting over the bridge,finaly got there too late for delivery,which was on a farm in the welsh outback...anyway after making contact with the guy who was too unload me next morning the word Deliverance and the instrument Banjo come too mind!
So after having a pee and leaving the cab door open ajar for a moment i got back into find the cab full of moths and flys buzzing around the lights....took about half hour to get rid of them,by then i was so knackered i fell asleep in the drivers chair for an hour.
Finaly i made bed about midnight...fuk me it was like feeding time at the zoo,horses,sheep,goats...i even heard a frog...5 hours of intense noisyness ensued untill i finaly dozes of about 5am.
Next thing i know a voice with a rich welsh twang is waking me up..Driver, Driver ize needs to unload you!
After cleaning the teeth ime met with the rural welsh good morning or as Jethro put it
God you look like shit..youze eyes are like piss holes in the snow.
After stopping off for another delivery in Bridgend and a bacon bap that was still squeeling i made my way back home through the bridge tolls i thaught how incredibly lucky i was to pay 16 quid for the privelidge of a night in West Wales!
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, October 24, 2008, 19:46:58 » |
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That's possibly the worst written Welsh accent I've read.
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dell boy
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, October 24, 2008, 19:47:35 » |
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And you think your job is easy?
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leefer
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, October 24, 2008, 19:49:15 » |
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Was made easier after tuesday night though Dell.
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, October 24, 2008, 20:14:06 » |
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just be glad he commented on your eyes and not your mouth.
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, October 26, 2008, 15:53:36 » |
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Haverfordwest is my home town  |
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, October 26, 2008, 16:54:11 » |
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, October 26, 2008, 17:10:38 » |
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I am currently in north wales working for the night in LLandudno. Its strange up here.
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, October 26, 2008, 20:01:46 » |
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BTW
I love the word "Lorrying"
Good work Leefer
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Reeves for King
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, October 26, 2008, 20:18:09 » |
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I live in Wales. It always rains. Always
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here's the man himself when you need him?
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, October 26, 2008, 20:23:32 » |
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congratulations on your splendid alliteration
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, October 26, 2008, 22:09:01 » |
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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leefer
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, October 26, 2008, 22:38:55 » |
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As the welsh like to remind us....we shag em,then you eat em!
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