his missus has the latter. might be related
thought that was illegal in this country?
![Soapy Tit Wank](//thetownend.com/Smileys/tefsmile/soapytitwank.gif)
Lest we forget Tres is from Somerset.
According to that quality newspaper The Sun,Tres has a morbid fear of India because of the terrible diarrhoea he suffered whilst last there.
Still sounds like a bit of rum excuse to me,its India,surely that kind of thing happens to touring sides all the time?