How to make an omlette

[walrus]

What's the difference between an egg and a wank?







You can beat an egg but you can't beat a wank  

[STFC Village]

Walrus, you nicked my yoke (sort of)

[Nils]

Always use milk!

Milk is always best, just like it is better to use milk rather than water when making porridge.

[Dazzza]

My firt ever part time job was as a chef in a restaurant and I was in charge of the omelettes.

Cook your ingredients in the pan first, spread out evenly then add the mix for a more even texture.  Sprinkle with two cheeses, under the grill to melt and cook the top off then in one even movement you should fold the omelette out and over itself onto the plate.

I’ve tried all sorts of combos but can’t beat a good solid 3 egg, - 3 cheese omelette.

You can beat an egg but you can't beat a wank

You can't beat a bit of wank with your egg.

[jim]

brack some eggs and whisk in a bowl, add a bit of water. cook in a frying pan, put in cheese and filling whilst in frying pan, takes about 5 mins to cook!

I am cooking a chicken and brocolli bake in a white wine sauce. yum.

Don't forget to pierce the film and remove all packaging.

[Bob's Orange]

brack some eggs and whisk in a bowl, add a bit of water. cook in a frying pan, put in cheese and filling whilst in frying pan, takes about 5 mins to cook!

I am cooking a chicken and brocolli bake in a white wine sauce. yum.

Don't forget to pierce the film and remove all packaging.

 

And leave to stand for 1 minute!

[STFCBird]

brack some eggs and whisk in a bowl, add a bit of water. cook in a frying pan, put in cheese and filling whilst in frying pan, takes about 5 mins to cook!

I am cooking a chicken and brocolli bake in a white wine sauce. yum.

Don't forget to pierce the film and remove all packaging.

believe it or not I prepare and cook my own meals thank you, cuntface