Posted on our internal classifieds at work:
Seller : Mark on behalf of Niall Quinn
Due to a change in personal circumstances and a very swift change in heart I have decided to sell Sunderland Athletic Football Club.
They have broken records for the past two consecutive premiership seasons!!! I want to stay as manager as I have give myself an amazing contract for the rest of my life.
I am willing to sell for a bargain £1.8m. Or will part ex for a half decent nag.
Gave me a bit of a giggle