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Title: First Mother's Day ideas Post by: Chubbs on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 15:23:21 So it will be my wife's first Mother's Day this year and I'm crap at buying presents as it is let alone making out as if it's from a 2 month old kid.
My first idea was maybe getting a nice photo framed or a canvas print but if anyone's got better ideas i'd like to hear them. Gay post I know. Title: Re: First Mother's Day ideas Post by: tans on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 15:24:40 Buy her a PS4
Title: Re: First Mother's Day ideas Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 15:25:34 Get her a fuck off mirror. Bitches love mirrors.
Title: Re: First Mother's Day ideas Post by: Chubbs on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 15:27:46 Get her a fuck off mirror. Bitches love mirrors. You have no idea how long she's been on at me to get her a mirror Title: Re: First Mother's Day ideas Post by: Chubbs on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 15:28:20 Buy her a PS4 If I had 400 quid spare if have one myself already. Title: Re: First Mother's Day ideas Post by: 4D on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 15:28:25 How about a mirror?
Title: Re: First Mother's Day ideas Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 15:29:32 In the Garden Centre place over by M4 junc 16 they do feet and hand prints in mould.
Title: Re: First Mother's Day ideas Post by: kerry red on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 15:32:18 Get her a rabbit
Title: Re: First Mother's Day ideas Post by: Bob's Orange on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 15:39:38 My suggestion would be to wait until your child is old enough to make/buy her own gift for his/her mother.
Unless your wife is really thick, I don't think she is going to fall for the fact her 2 month old knows what the fuck Mothers Day actually is. Title: Re: First Mother's Day ideas Post by: wiggy on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 15:40:11 The hand and feet mould or picture is a good idea.
If you haven't already started on, one of those albums for the first year of your babies life, completed up to date, might press the right emotional buttons. Failing that, arrange a babysitter and have a night out. Title: Re: First Mother's Day ideas Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 15:41:17 Why on earth would you want to buy a Mother's Day present for someone who's not your mother?
I always understood Mothering Sunday to be a day when you visited your mother as you most likely lived elsewhere, and gave her some spring flowers. In the past domestic servants etc would be given the day off to do this. Title: Re: First Mother's Day ideas Post by: Sir Pissalot on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 15:55:47 Will you be giving your domestic servants the day off this year, Reg?
Title: Re: First Mother's Day ideas Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 16:02:48 Will you be giving your domestic servants the day off this year, Reg? Sadly the 2 Slovak girls who used to come and clean for me, have moved onto pastures new.. Title: Re: First Mother's Day ideas Post by: suttonred on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 16:03:35 My suggestion would be to wait until your child is old enough to make/buy her own gift for his/her mother. Unless your wife is really thick, I don't think she is going to fall for the fact her 2 month old knows what the fuck Mothers Day actually is. Bad bad suggestion BO. A huge faux pas not to do something. Yep hand prints etc seem to go down well, and then , made mugs and stuff once they are old enough. Do it right and you cant do anything wrong for a while.. Title: Re: First Mother's Day ideas Post by: Bob's Orange on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 16:04:25 Sadly the 2 Slovak girls who used to come and clean for me, have moved onto pastures new.. My dad has a Slovak female cleaner, did they move into the Oxfordshire region Reg? Title: Re: First Mother's Day ideas Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 16:10:52 My dad has a Slovak female cleaner, did they move into the Oxfordshire region Reg? Quite possibly, unfortunately I was at work, when they cleaned for the last time and departed....their boss though was a very nice English lady who did for me, up until retiring a couple of years ago. Title: Re: First Mother's Day ideas Post by: Bob's Orange on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 16:20:17 Bad bad suggestion BO. A huge faux pas not to do something. Yep hand prints etc seem to go down well, and then , made mugs and stuff once they are old enough. Do it right and you cant do anything wrong for a while.. It wasn't being totally serious SR. My sister has 2 kids and I know she loves the mugs with her kids handprints on them as you say. Title: Re: First Mother's Day ideas Post by: suttonred on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 16:24:48 I wondered, but you know what some of them are like on here ;)
Title: Re: First Mother's Day ideas Post by: Gnasher on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 16:26:55 We make mother's necklaces. Popular, if you have £99 to spare.
Title: Re: First Mother's Day ideas Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 16:56:39 If I had 400 quid spare if have one myself already. TK Maxx then mate. Got my mrs a full length mirror with red trim for £20 Title: Re: First Mother's Day ideas Post by: Saxondale on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 17:40:57 Soft furnishing of any type. I have no idea what the purpose of 8000 fucking cushions is but apparently it is very important to the female psyche.
Title: Re: First Mother's Day ideas Post by: Costanza on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 17:46:50 I have no idea what the purpose of 8000 fucking cushions is but apparently it is very important to the female psyche. Bondage mostly. I hope this helps. (http://image.dhgate.com/albu_263753987_00-1.0x0/new-multifunctional-convenient-sex-cushions.jpg) Title: Re: First Mother's Day ideas Post by: Saxondale on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 18:12:12 Honestly, the things you youngsters get up to.
Title: Re: First Mother's Day ideas Post by: A Gent Orange on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 18:26:18 Quite possibly, unfortunately I was at work, when they cleaned for the last time and departed....their boss though was a very nice English lady who did for me, up until retiring a couple of years ago. Slovak? Heard she wasn't too quick with the iron either. Title: Re: First Mother's Day ideas Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, March 4, 2014, 18:32:50 Slovak? Heard she wasn't too quick with the iron either. :) |