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Title: Hints and Tips
Post by: kerry red on Thursday, December 12, 2013, 19:20:18
Anyone with a tip or hint on where to grab a bargain or maybe a pearl of wisdom.

Lidl  have a boxed, dressed salmon for £4.99 and their chocolate muffins at 69p are fucking dreamy.

My pearl of wisdom for the ladies - don't mix up crampons and tampons


Title: Re: Hints and Tips
Post by: slinky on Thursday, December 12, 2013, 19:25:49
Don't eat yellow snow.


Title: Re: Hints and Tips
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, December 12, 2013, 19:35:36
I used to buy condoms from a budget supermarket. As long as I took a couple of these cheapo rubbers with me on a night out, I'd always get lucky.

Unfortunately they had the side effect of giving me occasional dyslexia, but it was a small price to pay for getting aldi so often.


Title: Re: Hints and Tips
Post by: kerry red on Thursday, December 12, 2013, 19:38:49
 :funny:


Title: Re: Hints and Tips
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, December 12, 2013, 19:38:55
Don't eat yellow snow.

Sound advice with winter approaching courtesy of Uncle Frank...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-yRu5jbt3Y


Title: Re: Hints and Tips
Post by: Family at War on Thursday, December 12, 2013, 20:41:09
Itchy Fanny in the 4.30 tomorrow - unless it gets scratched.


Title: Re: Hints and Tips
Post by: Mother Brown on Thursday, December 12, 2013, 22:28:07
Itchy Fanny in the 4.30 tomorrow - unless it gets scratched.
Dusty carpet will take some beating . . .  ba dum tish  :-[


Title: Re: Hints and Tips
Post by: slinky on Friday, December 13, 2013, 00:38:17
Dusty carpet will take some beating . . .  ba dum tish  :-[

Black Beauty.....  Now there's a dark horse!