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Let her die?

just stop feeding her, she'll soon shread that weight

Bet she smells sweet in this weather.

Well, at least we know now where Shergar went

'This is not a freak show,' said a police officer. Some may beg to differ.

Oxygen (and no doubt benefits) thief

How the hell do you become 63 stone ??

I mean what the fuck is she eating ?

Apparently she heard 'greggs' calling on a regular basis.

Greed

Although she will claim its an illness I imagine

no idea, but it sounds rather moreish :)

As I heard one comedian say, (cant recall who it was), regarding eating disorders, genetic problems etc....."no one came out of Belsen needing to lose a few pounds"

jesus christ she makes me look slim  :D

Wonder if it would even be physically possible to bone that

According to this calorie calculator she is burning nearly 6000 calories a day just by being alive.

http://calorieneedscalculator.com/index.html

Age: 19
Height: 5 feet, 6 inches
Weight: 882 pounds
Activity Level: Sedentary (Little Exercise)
Gender: female
Calories burned per day: 5649

A Big Mac is 229 calories, so that's 24 Big Macs a day to maintain her weight.

Seriously, let her die.

I feel sorry for her. Her mother has to take some responsibility because if she can't walk or get out her room, some cunt's feeding her shit loads of fatty crap.

She's 16 though Barry and should be able to make decisions by herself on what she eats.

I don't buy this 'It's the parent's fault' bollocks.

Would you ?

Could be an interesting challenge. I bet she'd squirt gallons. 

You would have to have a pretty long knob in order to get in there, that rules me out

Or a long tongue ??

Fisting it is then

I'd imagine Jayo would give it some thought...

Depends how big your cock is.

Even I have standards. I hate fat people, and especially fat girls. The biggest girl I've fucked was probably a size 14.

I completely agree Ralphy, she's more than capable of making decisions herself, but for a start she wasn't slim as a child. The point I was actually trying to make though is that she's too fat to get out of the room and arguably too fat to walk. So unless she sleeps in a hamburger factory with her pillows at the end of a conveyor belt, or has started growing curries in her folds, someone's bringing her the 1000's of calories she's eating each day. :)

I thought you loved me :(

Why spend all that money getting her out - a burger on a fishing rod outside the window would have done it!

Me and her are the practically same age,

She weighs six of me!

It's fucking disgusting.

Carry on in the SU bar and you could be twins

Nah, beer doesn't make you fat.

Everyone knows that. ;)

Beer makes fat girls thin through the drinkers eyes.

Ha Ha, what a great thread!
You lot are a bunch of sick fuckers.

On a more serious note though, fat birds fucking love it....

Fat birds are more jolly

Fat birds are great to go out on the piss with. They drink more than most blokes and always get a round in.

I'm still wondering where my excess baggage comes from

It's all the food you munch on when pissed.

Kind of depends though Ralphy, I can think of a few porkers, whose personality match that of their looks....and by the same token, hot birds wlth hollow legs who are up for a laugh.

A mates ex, who was frankly stunning, and a bit of a nutcase it's got to be said, was a fucking riot on the beers. He used to hate taking her out, because she drank harder and was more fun. She also ripped him to pieces, along with everyone else, which might have annoyed him a touch. Great girl to drink with, seriously hard work as a misses.

New spin on the phrase, eaten out of house and home.

Apparently she went to a fat camp in America last year & lost 15 stone but has put it all back on again & more
Eugh grim

I've had a phase when i had thing for proper tubby birds, think it was about curiosity of "fat birds are more gratefull".  When I had a bounce on one for the first time she led there like a dead dog, it was crap.

I might have picked a bad sample but have touched that species since.

Hahshahahahahahaha

That's gross tbh

Did you burn your arse on the lightbulb?

Ha dunno about that.

Everyone experiments during their younger days I suppose, have far more respect for birds these days.

she looks so happy. i would feed her more to see how big i could get her. Like a fun hobby

I agree with Miles Mayhem

I'd go for the record, whatever that is.

Yeah, all well and good but then they'll have to demolish a perfectly good whole house

I wonder if it's possible to get a fat chick as big as a hippo

I think this should be attempted for the benefit of science.

Fuck me.

That is all.

I don't understand?  Do you want the fat bird to fuck you or Flashheart? Also if you say please the odds would improve.

No but he did have to throw on some flour to find the wet spot. Then he slapped her arse & rode the ripples.

I think the most important question to ask about all fatties is,

If they were thin, would they be hot?

No, because they would have less insulation.

Some comments are a bit harsh poor girl. Give her a chance - the reason she is getting out of the house is to meet JW and PDC. She has read about how we can help with rehabilitation and that "everyone deserves a second chance".
Would explain the green jersey she is wearing - apparantly she will meet up with the squad in time for Italy.

Looking at that pic, I'd say they've succeeded

She'd make a great goalie, she'd just have to sit there.

Yeah, but you'd never find the ball again if it hit her

so....did they have to knock a hole in the hospital wall to get her in? or did they just build a new building around her to save money?